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alley.

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About Me



I'm Alley. My hobbies include giving head under el stops, being a sloppy cunt, and drinking until I throw up barcardi with my cousin Lindsay. I live in my track shorts and I'm determined to be a bronze goddess. Also, I talk like a trashy hooker and i'm probably more vulgar then anyone you know.

My Interests

applebee's, guitar hero2, Fruit2O, beer pong, iPod, vanilla anything, dick in a box, dethklok, bein a bronze princess, mr. wheelchair.
oh and creeping.

I'd like to meet:


please, no more bulldogs or closet cases hahaha

Heroes:


hahahahaha