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Dashing Jack "The Swift"

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About Me


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I'm pretty normal. I like funk a lot. I'm in a band. hmmm. that should get me some girls... for more on this exciting subject see the bit after my J-Lo butt! I like girls too but not just any girls, good ones y'know? there aren't many. I like to laugh. I like dancing! yeah it's fun. playdough is underrated. my friends mean a lot to me as all friends should. Colours are great. So are rainbows and bunnies. i am in such a good mood lately. you will have noticed this if you know me. right now I'm really tired so bye-diddle.
My Horiscope for today is: All virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent except for you. Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick. -Gotta love that Weird Al Yankovic
Red Hot Chili Peppers are pretty good right? Right
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sen Kevin McEntegart
Birthday: My Birthday is 26 August
Birthplace: I was born in Dublin land
Current Location: I am at home
Eye Color: My eyes are Greeny Brown
Hair Color: My hair is black
Height: I don't know, but I'm not too tall or short
Right Handed or Left Handed: I am Right handed
Your Heritage: I am Irish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: I am wearing K-Swiss
Your Weakness: I am invincible; I have no weakness
Your Fears: I am fearless
Your Perfect Pizza: There is no perfect pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would very much like to start studying for my Leaving Cert soon
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: :)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Time, time, time.
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't know, feel free to tell me.
Your Bedtime: Inconsistent
Your Most Missed Memory: This is a silly question.
Pepsi or Coke: ehm... coke.. but.. i'm still not drinking it.
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds! but only for the Milkshakes
Single or Group Dates: I like dates.. remember the poisoned dates in Indiana Jones? It was so sad when the monkey died
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I like Barry's tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla or chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ehm.. Cappuccino.
Do you Smoke: Not often and not conventional ciggarettes
Do you Swear: I do indeed
Do you Sing: Yes, I think i'm getting better at it
Do you Shower Daily: I do not
Have you Been in Love: I would like to think so
Do you want to go to College: yes.. but to attend classes? maybe
Do you want to get Married: To who?
Do you belive in yourself: I do indeed because oh it didn't work. i was expecting to get wings
Do you get Motion Sickness: I got EMOtion sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: I am a healthy freak
Do you get along with your Parents: I do
Do you play an Instrument: I play bass, wanna hear?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have
In the past month have you Smoked: I have
In the past month have you been on Drugs: once again, I have.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I have.. this is consistent
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ooh.. I have not.. there we go
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a whole box, m'dear
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Who's sushi?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, it's fun.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I have not. I have, however, taken a dump.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Never
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Stolen into the night
Ever been Drunk: I have indeed. But not recently
Ever been called a Tease: I have; by a teacher.
Ever been Beaten up: For sport
Ever Shoplifted: I'm not that strong... teehee
How do you want to Die: in someone else's place
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'll say blue. or green.. hmm.. i really don't know. Orange is good.
Favourite Hair Color: Never been with a blonde before.. let's go blonde
Short or Long Hair: quite short or very long are both delightful
Height: almost the same height as me is best
Weight: 40g
Best Clothing Style: i want you to be comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: nobody ever answers this honestly if they're a little ashamed of it.
Number of CDs I own: quite a few
Number of Piercings: I have none
Number of Tattoos: None, maybe in the future
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I have been quite mean on a number of occasions..is that one or lots?
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About You
full name Sen Kevin McEntegart
nicknames Fudd is my nickname
birthdate le 26 aout
location Home sweet home
height average? shortish?
hair color Baa, baa, black hair.
eye color Browny green... sewage colour
siblings I have two sisters and a brother. They're lovely.
pets Doggie and Kittie.. they match.. it's the cutest thing ever
worst fear Fear is the mindkiller... ? anybody? lol
Favorites
color I love colours
movie "Comme Les Animaux" at the moment.. just cos it's french doen't mean it's not the best ever
artist/band The Red Hot Chili Peppers
songs Sutter - Elastica
tv show I don't have a favourite.. Mythbusters is what i watch most frequently though
place to shop Those shops in rural ireland that sell everything
subject in school Ms McKenzie.. She's what I go to school for!
smell I like the smell of Freshly cut Grass and the smell of summer rain on concrete
food I like almost all food
Have You Ever?
made a prank call? I have
lied? Yes, I'm lying right now... bom bom bom
snuck out of the house? Sure have, not that i needed to.
skipped school? Skipped to school?
ran away? From what? yea.. had to run away from the Garda when they caught us playing "football on fire" but they caught us..stern talking to etc.
broken the law? I sure have, Kitten.
done something embarrassing? i don't really get embarrassed anymore
made yourself cry to get out of trouble? No.. i can't.. i would though
wanted someone you knew you couldnt have? No
been to a concert? I have. The most recent one was Reel Big Fish.. oh such dancing
been kissed? Sure have
kissed someone? Sure have
been in love? I'd like to think I have but you can never really be sure can you?
cheated on someone? I have not. I don't dig that.
been cheated on? Yeah, but does that mean she's a whore or I'm a loser?
had a hard time getting over someone? Not really. I'm quite durable
Do You?
color your hair? I do not
have any tattoos? I have not
have any piercings? I have piercing eyes
have any bad habits? Yeah, flaws are great.
wish you were someone else? Like.. as a game.. for a little while. it'd be fun
play an instrument? I play the diddley brown PINK
wear cologne/perfume? on occasion
own a thong? yeah.. it's not mine though.. ehm.. less said about that the better
wear contacts/glasses? I wear the ears of my vanquished enemies.... ooh..that was very "dungeons and dragons"
Who?
would you like to kiss? Myself; on the lips.
makes you laugh? Annie
makes you smile? Meine Freunds
do you tell everything to? Nobody. If i told someone everything I'd be telling other people's secrets too..
has a crush on you? oh.. nobody
can make you feel better no matter what? Nobody
More About You
what song makes you cry? I don't think any song makes me cry
what song makes you happy? Joan Armatrading songs are great, and Stereo Total
what makes you happy? Benevolence
do you wish on stars? I have
When Was The Last Time You...?
drank alcohol? yep
smoked? narcotics
kissed someone? I'm sure of it
went to the mall? Nope
were on stage? I sure was
cut your hair? I cut it just the other night
stole something? something small as a joke, i'd say. It was promptly returned too.
Number of Tattoos: Zero tattoos
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Here!! It's some kiss thing. yeah
You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?so that's me. accurate enough.Take the quiz:
What animal are you?

Puppy
you are cuddly, cute, and a fun person to be with
What World War 2 Country are You?

Soviet Union
You are communist pigs as the facists would say, you rely on sheer numbers and suprise to win.
The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir
So what if you're a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.
Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Alice
Which DISNEY character are you most like?
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what celebrity bootay do you have?

J-Lo
Youre booty has a continent of its own and gets you lots of attention.
Rainbow Pinwheels
This is the working title of our band. It's me, Ross and Rory at the moment at we're currently looking for a singer so apply clickyclicky with a click on that clicky clicky thing... We play funk, rock polka type music and it rocks. So say old people who have heard it. Fair enough they were a lil tipsy but the sentiment remains! UPDATE : Singer acquired. Hi Regina.. y'know I bet she's not reading this... but anyway. Go purple hair.
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My Interests

I'm interested in lots and nothing at all in an alternating sort of way. I like physical activity. Fighting sports are fun- I used to be in Ninjutsu, Judo and Taekwon-do clubs but I'm too restless to stay in them for too long. I like party tricks like body contortionist stuff and flips and stuff (not that i can do any flips or anything) Learning.. yeah! okay i admit it, I like to LEARN. When I'm not doing stuff I like to do nothing at all. It's feckin' great. Just stay in bed aaaall day. That or have a nice cup of tea and a sit down.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who "doesn't exist" like uhm.. Santa or any o' those dudes and Michael "Flea" Balzary. Good guy

Music:


The Police, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Futureheads, Sly and The Family Stone, Aimee Mann, Gogol Bordello, Regina Spektor, Jeffrey Lewis, John Lee Hooker, Jamiroquai, Miles Davis, The Ramones(they suck but that's good), No Doubt, John Frusciante, Elastica, Jimi Hendrix, Moloko, Bob Dylan, Bootsy Collins, Queen, Electric Six, Herbie Hancock, Chick Corea, Air, Editors, Arctic Monkeys, Chemical Brothers, Prodigy, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Simon and Garfunkle, Dinosaur jr. , dresden dolls, Daft Punk, NOFX, Chaka Khan, Stereo Total, Joan Armatrading,George Clinton,Led Zeppelin, Art Blakey, LCD Soundsystem, The Beatles, Wilco, Mars Volta, Radiohead, Beck, DJ Shadow, DJ Falcon, Clint Mansell, Rodruigo y Gabriella, Death From Above 1979, Refused, giveamanakick, NoFX, Deep Purple,Belle and Sebastian, Chet Baker, Deerhoof, Refused, Chuck Berry, Stereo Total, B.B. King, Kyuss, fucking; The Faint, Queens of The Stoneage, Bob Marley, The Meters,

Movies:

Requiem For A Dream, American Beauty, Fight Club, The Machinist, Dazed and Confused,funny films are good... uhm... Trainspotting, Shallow Grave, Girl Next Door, Bring it On, Mean Girls, Virgin Suicides, Girl Interrupted, Jerry, Empire Records, Batman 1960s version and Batman one and two, The Garden State, True Romance, Another Day In Paradise, Bruce Lee films, The Believer, American History X, Skinheads, Flatliners, Intermission, Pay it Forward, Battle Royale, Fuckin' Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, old Chan films are cool newer ones are kinda funny but he sold out, Jet Li's cool, uhm. Blade was good.. i like Jim Carrey..

Napoleon Dynamite

You are pretty much the coolest animal, a Liger.

Television:

It's a puggy!!... no wait.. it's not.. it's a PIGGY!

Awww I love these things

adopt your own virtual pet!

Books:

Seriously i will devour any book within reach. i read uncontrolabley. recent favourites include:
Vernon God Little
anything by Lewis Carroll
The Picture of Dorian Gray
A Million Little Pieces
Battle Royale
Coin Locker Babies
The Fourth Hand
TS Elliot Scar Tissue
Crime and Punishment
Comic books!
Irvine Welsh's books; Porno, Trainspotting Acid House etc.

Heroes:

Yes, oh yes, oh yes