fucking up cars and flying through the air, bicycles, telling lies on paper, dorking around on the internet and your mom... in any order you prefer.
clowns... and bears.
Tom Waits, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Devendra Banhart, Animal Collective, John Zorn, PJ Harvey, Tricky, DJ Shadow, Koko Taylor, MF Doom, Bjork, Gorillaz, They Might be Giants, Ani Difranco before she was lame, Hank III, John Butler's "God's gonna fuck you up," Nina Simone, totally gay '80s...
Bad ones. For serious... you only think I'm kidding. I loved Q: The Winged Serpent. shut up, yes I did... and Vamp, made in 1986 and starring Grace Jones' wire-sculpture pasties: best movie ever made. evar.
I used to think I was above it... but then there was Carnivale, and then there was Deadwood. I'm a whore for the HBO.
well, authors, really... JG Ballard, Uncle Bill Burroughs, Octavia E. Butler, Ursula K. Leguin, Pat Cadigan (except that one book. some of you know it), William Gibson, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Los Bros Hernandez, Grant Morrison, Warren Ellis, Katherine Dunn, Bruce Sterling, Harry Crews, Flannery O'Connor, O. Henry, Steven Brust... and a lot more, but I gotta go pee now.
PJ "Fucks Your Mother" Harvey and Bjork "I will fucking kill your reporter" Gudmundsdottir