suburban lame kids

We are a band formed from the remaining members of a los angeles crime group known as the Desert Cobras. After a gone bad pizza-shop-to-bank operation most of the gang memebers were either arrested and prosecuted or shot on spot. Both I, Joe and Francis were able to get away seeing as we had been planning to betray Desert Cobra leaders and make off with the bounty for ourselves. However, upon arriving to the air vent, our escape route, we had no choice but to leave behind the the duffle bag loaded with green or get arrested with the others. Me and Francis then had epiphanies leading to us shedding our materialistic beliefs and practices and turning to a life of absent of quandry or greed. We then headed on a jack karouac style self searching road trip which has lead us to montreal over a two year periode. I and Francis had always between quite musically inclined howeveronly ater this journey was the soul of the SLK sparked. Soon after getting our first crack shack resembling appartment, we met a young and aspiring musican-hand model named Felix, he was an immediat fir into our band chemistry and thus the suburban lame kids were formed. We would also like to thank Ben for being their for us through the rough times and bringing Felix to detox when he found him high on heroine, already having shat his pants without concern, seeing as he was high as fuck. He just really got the band back on track when we were too incompetent to do things ourselves, without him there would be nothing.