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Your Mom has Myspace?

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About Me

hey everyone,i am jordan.you are not allowed to touch me.nobody is.ok.now that we got that out of the way i thought we could talk a little bit about me.what do wanna know.i live in yorba linda,i have lots of friends that no longer like me for one reason or another,and i can beat you at arm wrestling withboth arms tied behind my back.i think that myspace is pretty queer,but i am still on it.go figure.and yeah,everything i know and love is in jepordy of being takin' away from me if i don't do something soon.so what?what?i don't know,i don't have any change and i already cleaned my windsheild at the gas station so just sit on fonzie.

My Interests

i am interested in film.i want to make and star in movies,television,anything that will allow me to showcase some of the talents people have told me i have.i am interested in fashion and love anything that has to do with looking cool because i find it almost impossible to do in my own life.i am interested in knowledge and wisdom.becasue they are to things that will only help a person in the long run and you can never have enough of either of them.

I'd like to meet:

Wow,this is a good question!I think the majority of the people I would most like to meet are dead now.Kurt Cobain,Napoleon,Hitler,H.R. Frost,John Lennon,River pheonix,John Belushi,Bradley Knowle.There are plenty more dead ones I could mention but it makes very little sense as I see it due to the fact that they are all dead and to actually meet them at this point would not be very pleasant.Although memorable non the least.Ihave had the pleasure of meeting many famous and feared individuals in my lifetime,but the few that are still alive that I have not had the pleasure of meeting are as follows:Johnny Depp.Thte man has had a career that reflects hard work to prove the range of his many talents.I can only hope to someday have a fraction of the body of work that Johnny Depp has.Another is Christopher Walken simply because you will never find another soul on earth that has what Christopher Walken has.His eyes,his face,his swagger,deamenor,all of it .ESPECIALLY his voice.The man is a genuine article of cimena history and one of my favorites by far.Jerry Seinfeld,although he doesn't hold quite the same comic appeal that he did in the 90's,Icould only imagine that being in the presence of such a gifted comic mind could be nothing less than a life changing experience for a aspiring actor/comedian.Since this is runnin kinda long I'll just say a couple more without dialogue for each one.Axl Rose & Slash,Jay Leno,Larry David,Tom Cruise,Mary Tyler Moore,Rita Hayeworth,Micheal Jackson(for real dude,i love mj),and last most certainly not least,...

Music:

I really kinda like a bit of everything,except country.Sorry Tana,I love ya and think your great,can't really hang with the counrty though babe.A few of my favorite bands and artists are as follow;The Rolling Stones,Guns n` Roses,Blues Traveler,David Bowie,The Beatles,Jeru tha Damaja,Boston,Micheal Jackson,The Flaming lips,Nirvana,Jay-z,Iron Maiden,Elton John,The Arcade Fire,Metallica,The Mars Volta,Joanie Mitchell,Big Gumbo Crew,The Carpenters,Stavesacre,The White Stripes.I don't know like I said I like alot of different stuff as you can probably see.I raised to always be a well-rounded person,and I'd like to think my choices in music reflect 21 years of hard work to make sure that I do end up a well rounded individual.Thanks Mom & Dad,for having me listen to all kinds of shit that caused me to end up the way I am,it's all your fault.Oh, I almost forgot to say,Simon & Garfunkel or Paul Simon's solo work,genius.And I guess I kinda like that "Devil went down to Georgia" song,and that Tana is the loop hole.And of course,drum-roll bitch.Mutha fuckin' Xnationalz to all you mutha fuckas who didn't know!Check out there site,it's on my friends list.Yeah bitch!I'm sorry your not a bitch,I just got excited.

Movies:

THE LIFE AQUATIC you gay queer.Of course.Just really any Wes Anderson film,he's an absolute genius.I think my favorite movie though would have to be a toss up between Casino,Edward Scissorhands,and The Usual Suspects.Whatever though,you people dont really give a shit about me anyways.Maybe I am doing something wrong,or maybe it will never matter what I do.At this point I am not sure whether to do it for the sweet release I've been dreaming of on cold nights,or to do it just to see if anyone would really miss me.Oh and I deeply enjoyed Tom Cruise in Risky Business,so hot,in a totally heterosexual type manner.

Television:

lying in my plastic bed,thinking how things weren't so cool to me.my baby likes tish-n-pull.i like lying naked in my bedroom.tying on the dinosaur,tonight,i used to be so cool.now i got the needle,and i can't shake.but i can't breathe.i take it away but i want more and more.one day i am gonna lose the war.

Books:

Until you've read "The Catcher In the Rye",you can not say that you've fully grown up yet.I have read it a couple times,but I still have some growin up to do outside of the realm of literature.Idon't know dude,I've read alot of Shakespeare and Gene Simon,alot of two people scenes and boring shit.I feel as if you can't really tell much about me from what I read,Cuz when I go to the library I read about whatever it is that interests me that day.And that could mean anything the world.JuSt never stop learning ok.

Heroes:

i used to veiw people in my own life as heroes.come to find out that they were just ordinary people that were able to shine for a breif moment before fading back to the wretched existence they were destined for all along.fuck heroes.peole can do heroic things but real heroes don't really exist too often outside of comic books and movies.c'mon everybody,grow up.

My Blog

yeah so i think that pretty much does it for me

yeah so i don't know.life as of right now is the greatest i can say honestly.i am not doing very good at all.i can't even really say i am trying and it makes me wonder.i think it could be so easy to j...
Posted by Your Mom has Myspace? on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:37:00 PST

Here you go the sexy six

My buddy Crystal did this thing on her last blog where she told six habits that she has and then she picks six other people to do the same thing.I got picked and that's why I did this.After you do it ...
Posted by Your Mom has Myspace? on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 06:55:00 PST

Maybe you get it becasue I don't at all.

I have a friend that I have known for  about 10 years or so.We have been through alot of shit and we have pretty much always gotten along.But for whatever reason he has decided that Iam (in his w...
Posted by Your Mom has Myspace? on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:37:00 PST

We're gonna make it after all!

Everytime one thing is going good another is weakened.I am sure you know how that feels.Your doing really good in school but because of it your slacking off at work.Or things are going good with a gir...
Posted by Your Mom has Myspace? on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:26:00 PST

why does it hurt?why does it hurt?why does it hurt?Why does it hurt?why does it hurt?why does

Yo I come from a place where fish was invented.You let  it all become so mediocre,so nothing from the everything it was and can be.You didn't hurt the notions and ideas you made it difficult to t...
Posted by Your Mom has Myspace? on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 11:37:00 PST

Bad dreams don't have to mean something...they still suck though.

It is now almost 4:oo in the morning and I cannot sleep for anything.I was sleeping just fine,but then it happened.I just had the most horrible dream.And yes I know it's pretty sad that I can't go to ...
Posted by Your Mom has Myspace? on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 03:54:00 PST

Yes,your mortality is a a joke...not funny either...

your mortality is a fuckin' joke my friend.maybe your havin a better day than I am but in my neck of the woods that isn't too hard to do.Look around you,at y;our house,your job,your freinds,the car yo...
Posted by Your Mom has Myspace? on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 01:27:00 PST

You know what,fuck you,don't read this,you don't care remember?

Who needs guns when people kill people.People kill themselves.Who needs friends when enemies can be two-faced?Why even try whenm so many have failed?Everything that you have worked for is nothiong com...
Posted by Your Mom has Myspace? on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 12:45:00 PST

My fucking gnar kill christmas!

So yeah,christmas 2005 was some serious shit.I met my girlfriends sister for the first time on christmas eve.That was nice.We sat in her car and talked for a bit,that was nice.Cops rolled up on us,not...
Posted by Your Mom has Myspace? on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 06:22:00 PST

And that's what he said,just cooler.Way cooler.

And on this fine day I  woke up for some reason with questions.Some I had wondered before.Others the first time.I don't know why this happens to me,but it does.I wonder why my friends still like ...
Posted by Your Mom has Myspace? on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 11:39:00 PST