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team skinto

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About Me

im jade, i live in the woods and im completely disorganized. theres never enough outlets in a room for me. ill put a stiletto in ur face.

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My Interests

the lizard king, mary jane, friends, being stupid with friends, drinking, drinking, drinking, sattire, crimes, ranch dressing, satin sheets, goldfish crackers, candles, tru tv, laser shows, chicken, hair products, being myself, wasting money, drunken sheetz trips, looking like a bum and not caring wut u think about it

Things that DONT interest me: feminists, child leashes, shitty beer, the DEA, winter, guns, neighbors, nuns, wiggers, genetic manipulation, bitches, Joan Rivers, spray tans, getting hit on by men twice my age, dog breeders (fuck you), rain, milk, floral scents

I'd like to meet:

lemurs

Music:

The Doors, Every Time I Die, Glassjaw, Radiohead, Steve Miller Band, At The Drive In, Look What I Did, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Shins, Queen, Peeping Tom, Neil Young, Minus the Bear, The Cure, Between the Buried and Me, The Police, The Eagles, Deftones, Simon & Garfunkel, Beck, Thursday, Modest Mouse, Marilyn Manson, Underoath, Pink Floyd, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Fear Before the March of Flames, The Who, As I Lay Dying, Circa Survive, Pantera, AFI, The Mars Volta, Led Zeppelin, Bright Eyes, Tegan and Sara, Iron Maiden, Jimi Hendrix

Movies:

little miss sunshine, trainspotting, natural born killers, the rules of attraction, party monster, saw, kalifornia, cocaine cowboys, blow, factory girl, the doors, super troopers, secret window, fight club, fear and loathing in las vegas, i am sam, almost famous, dazed and confused

Television:

reno 911, family guy, still standing, forensic files, first 48, king of queens, yes dear, aqua teen hunger force, the office

My Blog

Retarded Policeman (Episode 8: Tazer)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlUVGf8B2yc ...
Posted by team skinto on Sat, 03 May 2008 12:33:00 PST

shopping spree?

Total: $1,466   Feel free to buy this shit for me :)...
Posted by team skinto on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:23:00 PST

surveys are my anti-drug. so is beer.

i got drunk and posted this as a bulletin..i dare you to count the spelling errors. and if u dont know anything about me...ur about to know everything.     ..> 1. First Name and middle na...
Posted by team skinto on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:39:00 PST

people..

an intelligent translation of what someone at my old employer meant:"apparently there has been unprescedented luck with shitty staplers at The Body Shop since JADE (myself) QUIT"...implying that i bro...
Posted by team skinto on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:01:00 PST