The world would be better if we all had a Heather! profile picture

The world would be better if we all had a Heather!

if you let me have my way i swear i'll tear you apart

About Me

This profile was made at Whateverlife.com! :)

My Interests

i specialize in being the smartest girl in the world
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Love It my badass friends & crazy family, cashmere, Little Byrd Red :], bitchin mullets, my Takamine Jasmine, boys w/ lip/nose piercings & cool tattoos, drunk cuddling, my dogs Jagger & Turbo, soy milk & chocolate chip cookies, pretty bras & panties, impressive vocabularies and good stories
Hate It liars, people who overreact, whiners, misspelled words & grammatical errors (yeah, i'm a nerd), DRAMA and those who pursue/create it, b.o./bad breath, bad drivers (ie- lady who totaled my car and had no insurance)

I'd like to meet:

==sufjan stevens====daryl palumbo====adam lazzara== *actually, i met Taking Back Sunday. they were really cool and super nice.*== stephan jenkins == ♥ ♥ ♥

Music:

..:::sex & drugs optional- rock and roll manditory:::.. Some of my FAVORITES (in no particular order): Third Eye Blind * Taking Back Sunday * Head Automatica * Muse * Brand New * Angels & Airwaves * Sufjan Stevens* Damien Rice * Ben Kweller * Pink Floyd * Bright Eyes * Death Cab For Cutie * Aqualung * Dashboard * Motion City Soundtrack * glassJAw * Blink 182 * Coldplay * Oasis * The Juliana Theory * TOOL * Boxcar Racer * Something Corporate * Chevell * David Gray * The Killers * James Blunt * Johnny Cash * Willie Nelson * Ani Difranco * All American Rejects * Jimi Hendrix * Jack's Mannequin * James Taylor * Frank Sinatra * Funeral for a Friend * Greatness in Tragedy * Dean Martin * Ella Fitzgerald * Lena Horne * Etta James * John Coltrane * Senses Fail * Jack Johnson * 30 Seconds to Mars * A7X * Eagles * Tori Amos * Nirvana * Cartel * The Beatles * Tom Petty * Janis Joplin * Journey * Sarah Mac * The Doors * The Who * Cute Is What We Aim For * Gym Class Heroes * Ryan Adams * Sia * Her Space Holiday * Say Hi to Your Mom * Toadies * The Fray * Plain White T's * Cruiserweight... i'll be here all frickin day.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Garden State, Legends of the Fall, Harold & Kumar, Match Point, Blow, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Lucky Number Slevin, Super Troopers, Old School, Maria Full of Grace, Dodgeball, Nine Songs, A Love Song for Bobby Long, Shrek I & II, Madagascar, Zoolander, Ice Age, every animanted Disney movie-- except the one with the mice and that big creepy eagle--- Van Wilder, Anchorman, Finding Nemo, Good Will Hunting, DOGMA, Clerks, Chasing Amy & all the other Kevin Smith movies, Steel Magnolias, Walk the Line, 40 Year Old Virgin, Office Space, Dumb & Dumber, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Ace Ventura I & II, and movies starring Jerry Lewis, Frank Sinatra, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn (except The Break-Up) Will Ferrell, and/or Steve Carrell.

Television:

i really don't watch a lot of TV, but when i do, it's FUSE (it kicks the living crap out of MTV), The L Word, Entourage, Most Extreme Elimination Challenege!, Miami Ink, Family Guy, South Park, Conan O'brien, cartoons of all shapes and sizes, Monk, Law & Order: SVU, House, Law & Order Criminal Intent, CSI, The Daily Show & the Colbert Report.. ok, so maybe i watch more tv than i thought.

Books:

White Oleander - Janet Fitch (the movie sucks so badly, but the book is bad ass), The Lovely Bones - Alice Seabold, He's Just Not That Into You - Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo, Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden

Heroes:

my parents... they started out as two crazy kids with a dream.and this guy... if Meatwad wasn't a fictional character, i would adopt him and love him forever!!!

What Famous Leader Are You?
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My Blog

e.x.t.r.e.m.e.

travel tip: when you see multiple signs that say "ROUGH ROAD AHEAD" "LOOSE GRAVEL" "I'D TURN BACK IF I WERE YOU"... just ignore them... laughing in the face of certain death is much more fun than taki...
Posted by the world would rejoice if we all had a troyce! on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:45:00 PST

so i was reading my philosophy book today...

and i got to thinking, what if people are neither good nor bad. what if each person is a perfect, harmonious balance of beautiful and grotesque... and our opinions of them are based solely on whi...
Posted by the world would rejoice if we all had a troyce! on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 08:26:00 PST

somebody pinch me... sweet mother of christ! BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!

where do i even begin... how do i explain how i feel right now? elated? overjoyed? euphoric?... none of them even come close! to sqaush any confusion NO- i did not get laid... i've just had the most ...
Posted by the world would rejoice if we all had a troyce! on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 05:53:00 PST

mythbusters: guys

This little jewel was floating around myspace, and i must say i think it's a big steaming pile of crap that reeks of being created for the sole purpose of getting into some poor unsuspecting girl's pa...
Posted by the world would rejoice if we all had a troyce! on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:33:00 PST

sweet jesus i've hit the motherload!!!

it's 12:45 in the afternoon and i am just getting out of bed... some call it lazy, i call it f*ing bad ass!! god i love days off! and i've got another one coming tomorrow! how awesome is that!? and it...
Posted by the world would rejoice if we all had a troyce! on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 10:52:00 PST

my bday!!!! (only 364 days until i'm 21!)

YAY! i woke up to presents and everyone loving me today! and last night my good pal ryan took me to a pretty great show... deftones, atreyu, story of the year, as i lay dying, thrice, a couple of mysp...
Posted by the world would rejoice if we all had a troyce! on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 02:38:00 PST

Pat F-in Green!!!

so... went to see Pat Green last night... i stopped drinking over 24 hours ago, and i am still friggin hung over. First and foremost, i'd like to thank all those nice boys who kept handing me beer an...
Posted by the world would rejoice if we all had a troyce! on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 12:29:00 PST

another year has come and gone...

Reflections of my year.... Just thinking about some of the ways that i have changed over the year... this is what i came up with. As I mature- i've learned that you cannot make someone love...
Posted by the world would rejoice if we all had a troyce! on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:34:00 PST

what's a nice girl like me doing up at this semi-ungodly hour?!?!

so it's like really friggin late.... and i can't sleep. i hate this. my body is so tired. i have a lot of crap to do later today. i made a nice warm glass of chocolate-vanilla silk- yes i drink soy mi...
Posted by the world would rejoice if we all had a troyce! on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 01:05:00 PST

Will someone please fill in my blanks!

15 things about ME!!! Fill in the blanks please!!! 1. I _____ Heather.2. Heather is ____.3. I think Heather should _____.4. Heather needs _____.5. I want to ____ Heather.6 Heather ...
Posted by the world would rejoice if we all had a troyce! on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 05:31:00 PST