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About Me


Hi I'm Ashley
I'm 19.
I'm weird.
I love making silly faces
I will ALWAYS take pictures of said silly faces and post them
I have the cutest boyfriend in the world.

He's a sweetheart.
I love him so much.
I'm so lucky he's mine.
♥

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My Blog

So I'm having a pretty rough couple of days...

But Ive decided that this is going to be the turning point of my current life. I'm going to move out no matter what. I've already got two potential roommates and we're going to look at apartments.I'm ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 09:52:00 GMT

My paper so far...

Ugh what do you think?      The history of Zelda has shaped the series. Though the original story of the hero of time has not yet been told in many of the games the base of the legends of the goddesse...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 15:10:00 GMT

Part 2 of the Epic Adventure (btw this is a friends story not mine)

As theyneared the Chaos Shrine, they could all feel a darkened aura. They knewwhat lied in wait was not going to be as easy to handle as thegoblins...but they trudged on, determined to save the prince...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:41:00 GMT

Part one of the Epic Adventure

Once upon a time...in a faraway land...There lived four warriors.Each, in their hand, held a crystal of a different color.One red. One yellow. One green. And one blue.Each of these crystals represente...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:39:00 GMT

Tim!

So there..'s this tree at work.........well more of a talli..sh plant.........And it's name is Tim.Tim is a very unluc..ky tree plant.. thing.....In the summe..r when it rains.. water.. pours.. into T...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:33:00 GMT

The adventures of... (part two)

The Adventures Of Ashley "Sexy Walrus" Szymborski And Andrea "Sexy Seal" LoPiccolo.Part Two: The King of Walrus Island and Fish Stealing AnticsThe king of Walrus Island is Louis "King Walrus" DiThomas...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:19:00 GMT

The adventures of... (part one)

The Adventures of Ashley "Sexy Walrus" Szymborski and Andrea "Sexy Seal" LoPiccolo.Part One: Bleeding fish and BIG Blubbery Butts Hellow my name is Ashley "Sexy Walrus" Szymborski.I am 6 years old ans...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:42:00 GMT

Stupid Fucking chain letters

omg this is one of the most retarded chains i have ever laid eyes upon.i mean come on like someones really gonna kill you because you didnt post so...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:28:00 GMT

One Of The Many Reasons I Love Laura!!!! <3

XLoveMeLauraX: it hurts to sneezexVolcanicXAshesx: welcome to the club we cough up flem balls XLoveMeLauraX: i feel welcomed
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:12:00 GMT

More Of The Many Reasons I Love Tahira <3

xVolcanicXAshesx: TahiraaaaaaaaaaxLuvlyMisfortune: ASHLEY!xVolcanicXAshesx: I Love YouxLuvlyMisfortune: iloveyou.xLuvlyMisfortune: ...alotxVolcanicXAshesx: I Love YouxVolcanicXAshesx: ...More...xLuvly...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:16:00 GMT