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Garrett

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My Interests

Impossible to list...I get bored with stuff far too fast therefore I'd be updating this daily, which wouldn't work because when the time would come to refresh my interests I'd be too bored with typing to do so.

Music:

The incomplete list: Emperor, Gwar, Nevermore, Blind Guardian, Dragonforce, Chain Collector, Mr. Bungle, Order of Nine, Vanquished, Falkenbach, Decapitated, Manowar, Gamma Ray, Dream Evil, Sadist, Dying Fetus, Primus, Ulver, Summoning, Nomans Land, Ensiferum, Finntroll, Opeth, Dragonlord, Testament, Exodus, Nirvana, Overkill, Megadeth, Strapping Young Lad, Amon Amarth, King Diamond, Cephalic Carnage, Necrophagist, Cannibal Corpse, Metallica, Symphony X, Dream Theater, Alice in Chains, Smashing Pumpkins, Abandoned Pools, Meshuggah, Burzum, Tool, A Perfect Cirlcle, The Grateful Dead, Timelord, The Doors, Eternal Winter, MPD, Autumn's End, Daughters, The Locust, Civil Disobedience, Demons and Wizards, Iron Maiden, Iced Earth, Yngwie Malmsteen, Helloween, Armored Saint, Kiss, Faith No More, Anthrax, Poison, Motley Crue, Warrant, Journey, Boston, The Crash Test Dummies, Green Jelly, Radiohead, Boards of Canada, Aerosmith, Captain Jack, La Bouche, TLC, Whitesnake, Weezer, The Isley Brothers, Rod Stewart, Neil Young, Sublime, Club/Dance mixes Slow Jam/R&B stuff (not Usher garbage), Usher, No Doubt, Kanye, Wu Clan, Three 6 Mafia, Ying Yang Twins, Luda, Snoop, Dre, 50 cent, Classical compositions (Bach is old school "baby making music"), Anything early 90s and alternative is usually good

Movies:

If it's not on a thick 80s video tape, the kind you could run over with a car and it'd still work, I don't watch it. 11:14, Waking Life, Love Me If You Dare, Finding Neverland, Romeo and Juliet, Madea's Family Reunion (only white person in the theater), Wonderwall, Shakespeare in Love, Titanic, Loser, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Big Fish, The Green Mile, Death to Smoochie, Throw Momma From The Train, The Jerk, Dog Days, Scarface, Carlito's Way, A Bronx Tale, Casino, Scent of a Woman, Ghost World, Kids, The Cat With Hands, The Terminal, Phenomenon (shut up), Wayne's World, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Cell, The Matrix Series, Garden State, Requiem For A Dream, Magnolia, Swimming With Sharks, Cold Dog Soup, Fritz the Cat, Alice In Wonderland, Texas Chainsaw Masacre 2, Red Dragon, The Lord Of The Rings Series, Collateral, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Shining, Training Day, Kontroll, The Aviator, Sin City, The Godfather movies, Crash, Traffic, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Insomnia, One Hour Photo, Clerks, Spanglish, Something's Got to Give, As Good As It Gets, yes....the overly discussed, quoted, and franchised Napoleon Dynamite, Fantasia, Domino, Aladdin, The Lion King, A Clockwork Orange, Dead Alive, The Last Samurai, Forrest Gump, Killer Klowns From Outterspace, Dumb and Dumber, Trains Plains and Automobiles, Ace Ventura 1 and 2, Manderlay, any "chick flick," as long as it's tasteful and has an engaging story...this excludes you Bridget Jone's Diary...this excludes you...

Television:

Scrambled porn.

Books:

The Phantom Tollbooth, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (I don't care what anyone says, I liked it), Native Son, Nostradamus, A Clockwork Orange, The Doctor is Sick, Misery, The Giving Tree, Siddhartha.

Heroes:

Jon Schaffer, Jeff Loomis, Dave Mustaine, Bruce Dickenson, Devin Townsend, Ihsahn, Anthony Burgess, Stanley Kubrick, Jack Nicholson, Clint Eastwood.