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Michael

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About Me

A GOOD FRIEND WILL BAIL U OUT OF JAIL! A REAL FRIEND WILL BE THERE SITTING NEXT 2 U SAYING DUDE WE REALY FUCKED UP THIS TIME!Im a 34 yr old..and im the g.m. of my night club! (THE NEW MANSION!! in brick n.j.) THE HOTTEST SPOT ON THE EAST COAST!!!!i have been a P.I.FOR 13 YRS.I also been following my dream and doing standup comedy even longer...(i also still bartend thats cuz i love to do it ) all winter i do my standup act! shows are all up and down the east coast from oct thru march..weekends..ive been on the tonite show.with jay leno ,HBO..comedy central/ (up and comers)(and no thats not a porno)late nite withe dave lettewrman...so i will not stop till i make it big!!...im in nyc often so if u want to c a show and need a laugh... or you need to bust a cheating bf or hubby or u need a drink ! get in da club 4 free i guess im ur man .........LOL wow i do have a lot of jobs!~!IF you like too laugh then im the man for you..i make fun of every one and every thing in cluding my self...cum watch one of my shows and you will see what i meen!!skydiving is a must but i never did that before...i love any and all thrill seeking adventiers.. outdoor stuff is my thing(spelling is not!!

My Interests

family,friends,yankees(season ticket holder)3 rd row behind the yankee dugout want to go to a game?if you dont like standup then please get off my page now!!! we all kneed to laugh sometime..... <45c1E5T3f3v6m61Q= target="_blank">

I'd like to meet:

People that are down to earth.looking 4 someone that gets me . ( real women only)! all the women i meet are mostly fake. but i do meet them at my club or at my shows !so i geuss thats y im not finding the right 1!i would like to meet ,someone that has her priatites striat so she can help me with mine! (cuz im lost) ..a better speller than me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!might be a good thing.CUZ MY SPELLING SUCKS.LOL..!!!!looks are importent!!! but hey i do have some ugly friends.lol !!!!i think it realy is what is on the inside that counts!~ but being hot cant be a bad thing!! i date all kinds of women tall, short,white,latino.polish.big chest.small chest,blue eyes,brown eys,it realy comes down too real.. be real with your self and everyone will be real with you!!! thats what im into...NO GAMES ,NO GAMES!!!

Music:

all types hip hop,rock,r&b,just wish i can sing a song realy good 1 time in my life

Movies:

willy wanka..rocky..godfather..and all kinds of of documentarys...ok ok shit that makes me cry!!

Television:

reality tv.mtv .anything that ends up with tv.(best invention ever)!!

Books:

cat in the hat

Heroes:

everyone that has died for this country!!!!