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AUDIOVANA

epiphany_nirvana

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profundity; midgets rampant sensuality abstract thought

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Most Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white, and blue dick that's being jammed up their assholes every day... ~ George Carlin

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Music:

In no particular order: IT, Guishe, WashedUPneverBeens, Lullaby Academy and Cartoon Munsters!!! check out my friend's list for more kick-ass bands... 311, 8mm, Sigur Ros, Blur, Frank Sinatra, Billie Holliday, Ella Fitzgerald, Etta James, Satchemo, Miles Davis, Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, Judy Garland, gimme some SWING! Benny Goodman, Aerosmith, Coldplay, DeBussy, Mozart, Chopin, Strauss, Enya, Annie Lennox, Anne Wilson, The Mamas & the Papas, Tommy James & the Shondells, Diana Ross & the Supremes, America, Bread, Chicago, THE DOORS, Aqualung, Ben Folds, Old Dave Matthews & his solo work, G-Love & Special Sauce, Fiona Apple, JANIS JOPLIN, Eric Clapton, John Lee Hooker, Crystal Lewis, Beddingfields, GNR, Poison, Extreme, Temple of the Dog, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Audioslave, CHRIS CORNELL!, Jeff Buckley, Nirvana, Madonna, Joan Osborne, the Pretenders, REM, (and I don't care, THE MONKEYS!) Jay-Z, Heather Hedley, Deborah Cox, Patti Labelle, Aretha Franklin, Mariah Carey, Saigon Kick, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band, Phil Collins, Kansas, The Cult, Bob Marley, Dream Theater, U2, Jefferson Airplane, Steve Miller Band, Placebo, Incubis, Jane's Addiction, Sarah Maclachlan, Deftones, Depeche Mode, The Church, Prince, RHCP, STP, MJ's music---any era, Eagles of Death Metal, Stevie Wonder, James Brown, Marvin Gaye, Doobie Brothers, Allman Brothers, Gladys Knight & the Pips, World music, Rusted Root,

Movies:



Television:



The Daily ShowThe Colbert Report FAMILY GUY!

Books:

Jane Eyre--Bronte Pride and Prejudice--Jane Austen Chronicles of Narnia--Lewis The Princess Bride--Morgenstern Islands in the Stream--Hemingway Complete Works--E.E. Cummings Anything by shel silverstein dictionaries, thesauri (ha), words, poetry, motion Bushworld--Maureen Dowd

Heroes:

"You must be the change you want to see in the world." Mahatma GandhiALL WHO FEEL THE FIRE AND KEEP IT BURNING, BUT NEVER LET IT TURN TO ASHESAnd for the ashes to ashes types,

My Blog

Jesse Ventura and Obama’s Assassination???

Jesse Ventura Warns Of Obama Assassination AttemptFormer Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura caused shockwaves during a national radio interview today when he warned Barack Obama to be wary of a potentia...
Posted by AUDIOVANA on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:18:00 PST

Little Thing Called Love

Tainted lying eyes are your disguise I can hide my surprise but the sadness won't subside and the tears don't satisfy Eager for ascension from the life that I won't mention it's not worth your at...
Posted by AUDIOVANA on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:04:00 PST

The Matter of Facts

1   Fact is Truth 2   Fact is Inarguable Assume both are completely true and STOP ARGUING WITH THE FACTS ... dillhole
Posted by AUDIOVANA on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:51:00 PST

My conclusion

(blankly staring)   ... ... ...
Posted by AUDIOVANA on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:00:00 PST

Detective Murphy, Won't You Blow Me?

You despicable wretch.  Ya know, I tried to fucking be nice, you cock smoking prick, but you just can't help that you're a dickhead, I guess.  Fuck you for the fucking ticket in th...
Posted by AUDIOVANA on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:35:00 PST

Sundry Profanities

god damn it shit piss fuck it's one of those days  
Posted by AUDIOVANA on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:34:00 PST

Short on epiphanies

I need something good to happen... now.
Posted by AUDIOVANA on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:47:00 PST

Rummy's scummy

yay!  Rummy's gone!!!!!!!! to quote Colbert," we were this close to the apocolypse!"  woooooooooohooooooooooo.... only two more years...
Posted by AUDIOVANA on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:59:00 PST

IT'S A DOOZIE...DON'T HATE

OKAY, I RECEIVED THE FOLLOWING AS A REPOSTED BULLETIN...AND I AM SHOCKED AND APPAULED AT THE INSENSITIVITY AND THE BALLSINESS.. I HAVE JUST A FEW THINGS TO SAY ABOUT IT, SO GO AHEAD...READ IT.. "Last ...
Posted by AUDIOVANA on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:03:00 PST

Taste the Essence

Well, it is true...life never stops.  This is becoming more evident to me at every twist and screaming through every turn.  I realize I am blind to so much throughout my life, but when ...
Posted by AUDIOVANA on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:09:00 PST