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About Me

So like, everyone keeps telling me to revamp this profile of mine because my other one was done while under the influence of alcohol. And well, alcohol, the internet and me are not a good mix. I guess I'm a big ass when I've got a keyboard at my fingertips and way too much Captain in me.
But then again, maybe I'm lieing and I'm always a huge ass and just no one wants to tell me. You bastards.
Actually, I think the only reason I update my profile when I'm drunk is because it's the only time I know what the hell I should say! But I digress. A little about me? I'm a dork, I like to learn about alot of things, I've got alot of hobbies, which somehow turn out to be the most expensive hobbies that you could ever find. I have two dogs who are my children and I probably baby them too much. I have a pilot's license, I ride a motorcycle, I'm a computer/video game geek.
More? YOU WANT MORE!??! Greedy peoples. I like to read. Alot. No, you don't get it. Alot. Really. I like doing weird things like playing chess, learning new languages, doodling. Yeah. So, uhm, yeah. I'm a cool person if you get to know me. But like, I mean, who wouldn't want to get to know ME?! ( Wipe that smug smile off your face! )

My Interests

Everything. No, I'm not kidding, I like everything. And if I don't like it, I'll probably lie and tell you that I do, so that I don't have to explain WHY I don't like it, which everyone wants to know.

My current interests are: Learning japanese, flying, anime, guitar, paintball, reading, digital photography, dog training.
Other 'interests': Tattoos, dragons, music, soda, girls, evolution vs. creationism, wtf brian wants to meet the dhali lama, computers, coding, art, reading, movies, omg everything.
Seriously, you could give me a book on how to blow glass and I'd find it fascinating. I like to learn, about everything. 'Cept math. I hate math.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever. If you're too stupid not to add me to your friends, more power to you. Note: I like to cuss alot when I'm drunk, it makes me feel superior to you.
Here's me on my jet ride. I'm Goose!

Music:

Anything but rap, but rap is ok too. Sorta. Maybe. Ok, not really. Bands? Under the Influence of Giants, TOOL, A Perfect Circle, The Ataris, The Formats, The Vines, Enya, Pennywise, Nelly, Pink, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Elvis, Beethoven, Evanescence ( spelling? ), Linkin Park, PoD, Puddle of Mudd, Yellowcard, Dido, The Beatles. Whatever the hell suits my mood at the moment.

Movies:

Gladiator, Garden State, Man on Fire, Amelie, alot of anime, Star Wars.. the list is just too big. My DVD collection has reached 200+.

Books:

Everything. I read about 2 books a week.

Heroes:

My brother. He's a deputy sherrif. He puts his life on the line for crap pay to keep people like myself safe.
He's upright, moral, has a great family and is a smart person.
He'll always be numero uno to me.
That and he can kick my ass.

My Blog

How did it happen?

Exactly how did MySpace get so friggn' popular? I mean, seriously, the idea behind this site is nothing new. Friendster ring a bell? And what exactly is the purpose of Myspace? For me, it's just t...
Posted by haji on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:28:00 PST

Konbanha!

My new blog. Blog blog blog. Bloooooooooooooooooog. So, I've been reading the craigslist personal ad's for a bit and it's pretty interesting. I mean, nowhere else have I ever ...
Posted by haji on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 11:00:00 PST

It's a BLOG TIME!

Guess what girls and boys? It's BLOG TIME! Yay! Why, may you ask, is it blog time? No, it's not because The Boom is getting laid again. Wrong, it's not because Zach got a little bit blacker. ...
Posted by haji on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The internet.

Alright, I'm not sure about most of you, but being the 'in the closet geek' that I am ( haha, yeah right, I'm so openly geek. ), I've been on the internet since I was, uh, well before I knew that boob...
Posted by haji on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Have a Break. Have a Steve.

I'm not sure.. I just went to http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi and it told me that one. I'm going to make that into a t-shirt. On the front will be: Have a Break. Have a Steve. O...
Posted by haji on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Join the fad.

All of you need to post more blogs. Blogs are fun. Hell, even saying 'blog' just gives me the shivers. Why are blogs so great? 1) Because they rhyme with log. And well, you can just do about ...
Posted by haji on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Arrrrghghghghg.

Omfg. Whatever. I hate, I really do. I fucking hate, no choy, no choy at all. SAH! I'm drunk right now, fuck it. Oh, btw, never, ever, ever, fucking ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever...
Posted by haji on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm an angry person.

Damn fuckers, I only got 1 part beauty. Such lies. How to make a Steve Ingredients:5 parts anger5 parts self-sufficiency1 part beauty Method:Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cock...
Posted by haji on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hot girls.

Why the hell does everyone agree with whatever a hot girl says? You could take some smut on here and have her show a little booby ( albeit, it has to be NICE booby ) and then have her post some rant ...
Posted by haji on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Overrated.

Alright, what the fuck is up with 'being original'? Why the hell do so many people online have to try and be deep? It's so much of a god damn fad to fight the system or 'go against the norm' that it i...
Posted by haji on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST