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A Real Man...
knows how to handle his liquor
A real man puts his business before his pleasure.
A real man can admit when he's wrong
A real man  knows when something's not important enough to argue over
A real man does what he can to make his friends smile
A real man goes above and beyond to see " that smile" back on his woman's face.
A real man knows how to adapt according to his environment
A real man knows there's a time and a place for everything
A real man knows a personality out weights everything about a girl, but doesn't make everything.
A real man laughs at the other girls, cause he knows his girl is the bomb diggy
A real man wont cheat, if he loves himself and his girl
A real man knows sometimes he has to let a girl go for the sake of her F-ING sanity
A real man knows how to cleans his shit up
A real man doesn't have to say no homo if its an KNOWN FACT  he get girls.
A real man looks at nearly every girls ass( lol   its a natural instinct)
A real man knows when to listen and knows when to speak
A real man knows how to maintain  his own...................... mentally and physically.
A real man knows how to treat his friends
A real man is never a follower and is always his own leader
A real man knows there's no use crying over spilled milk
A real man knows most girls just want  someone to hold
A real man knows that's what we  want too
A real man knows how to make a girl feel like a Women
A real man knows how to make HIS girl feel like a Queen
A real man wishes, in the end every girl was just happy
A real man knows he can treat "THAT GIRL" better then  ANY man.
A real man hears from others that his mom raised him right

A real man doenst tell himself hes a man, but makes others compelled to inform him he is.

A real man makes his mom proud through his actions and not his words
A real man knows in the end the only one who will honestly make u happy is urself
A real man knows there aren't a lot of real men out there.
A real man isn't content with knowing hes a  real man, but internally strives to impress himself by being a better man then he was the day before .
A Real Man
by Errol Hartshorn

First off. I Play guitar Hero and I rock on Expert. Ima tell you that From the Grip--Second all I do is laugh throughout the whole day--Kat Williams, Dane cook, Cartoons and %#&@$! all make this world a better place--Also people who fail at wearing clothes suck. They make me wanna pop pimples with a wiffle ball bat--I love to crack jokes. top 5 most common %#&@$! ups in attire-->>
1. BOOTS (hahaha u gotta admit that %#&@$! just sound funny, I cant let somebody get away with havin some dusty Paul Bunion boots on and think they fly)
2. Cuffs(this dude got stoned by me everyday for havin some big %#&@$! cuffs on, like he was a slave in amastad)
3. Fanny POUCHES! (only nigga who needs a utility belt is Batman, and even he held his own without it on. I swear i saw this dude in my class open up his fanny joint and pull out a pack of Q-tips)...like WOW.
4. A pocket on a collared shirt. hahahahahaha. i always ask what its for, cause alot of people just laughin off the break. condom pocket, put a ticket in there, toll money, penny for ur thoughts. if its a girl i dip (u cant even say stick cause its not far enough(be forreal)) i dip my two favorite fingers in there and just continue the conversation. LITTLE ASS POCKET MAN GO HEAD!
5. Ugly feet, go head with them ugly dogs man. I swear a tiny part of me spits up just little bit, when somebody puts their ugly doverman pincher's on my bed, like hahahaahhaa..
6. A screwed up hair line, chopped and screwed like paul wall and bun b, what happened to ur head, somebody tried to shape u up with a rock!? in the dark? with a chisel. i think i just hate when someone messes mine up. u be sittin there thinkin "hes %#&@$!in me up AS IM THINKIN RIGHT NOW"..
Haha its all in good fun , i can do this all day. People say im an entertainer cause i bring the fun whereever i go.