It Was a Good Day |
I didn't have to use my AK, I saw Ron Howard hit 2 home runs, and I saw Matt Hyson eat 23 hot dogs.
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 20:54:00 GMT |
Reftover Lice |
If Chinese people are so fuckin' smart, why do they still put metal handles on the takeout containers? We all know that shit's goin' in the microwave.
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:04:00 GMT |
CAPTCHA |
When I see a CAPTCHA nowadays, I feel like the fat guy from Mall Rats trying to see the sailboat. I support their cause, but whoever makes them started having a little too much fun. They weren't tha...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 09:06:00 GMT |
Mtn |
Mountain Dew has always been my favorite soda. Now, I'm not too sure. There's a new look, and the logo just says "Mtn Dew" now. I hate it. My first thought was, "You can't abbreviate mountain." H...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:38:00 GMT |
Choco-less |
Don't drink too much chocolate milk. You'll forget how awesome strawberry milk is.
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:10:00 GMT |
Hot Lunch Balloon |
I want to eat a corn dog on a hot air balloon. I've never eaten a corn dog before, and I've never been on a hot air balloon. If I start pairing things up on my list of things I want to do that I've ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 13:21:00 GMT |
