Well this is where I get to be a little self serving and perhaps conceded. So here goes. I can’t believe that People magazine has never added me to the 50 most beautiful people in the word issue. I look every year, and each time NO, denied! What’s more, I never get an invitation to one of those fancy movie premiers. What’s up with that? I am less Felix Ungar and more Oscar Madison. I accept that and have moved on to other things. I sometimes wonder if Elmo threatened your life, could you take it seriously with that squeaky voice of his. Hmmm… Things I would like to know; If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Last but not least some quotes from two of my favorite actors.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they called them "sad meals" no one would buy them.
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn't anything lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
