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About Me

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Old blogs from the book:
~Having his cake and eating it too(its YOUR fault he wont commit!)
~My first trip to a swingers club
~10 reasons its HER fault the relationship didnt work out
~Onstar, my personal $29.95 drunken personal assistant
~Fat girls... No dates for you
~What men want sexually
The Hotel Lobby (dirty)
New blogs
best sex ever, worst smell ever, layovers and booth girls
webcam sex and other random suggested topics
My thoughts on smoking...
Why arent anyones girlfriend! Every girl needs to read this.
The second craziest bitch i've ever met
Do you stand in the way of your partners happiness?
~Me and Marla wrote a bed time story for you... How we met
77 things about me
A weekend with luke - from her perspective (HOT)
~I'll never forgive you...
Men dont "get it". Maybe this blog will help.
~So... I am fucking the T Mobile sales girl
Stop being a pussy!
Have you ever really thought about noahs ark?
38 questions for your next dinner party. Let me know how that works out for you...
Stop reacting and start understanding your feelings and reactions!
The strongest man alive - The Trailer Park Kid
Some things I think are horse shit this morning
Things guys hate about girls
Squirting instructional blog - it's baaaack
My introduction to dating after being married
Why did we pick Horus instead of Jesus?
Luke, you are a player! Actually, I'll explain my dating disclaimer
sex is not inherently special! think for YOURSELF
"I have my own religion and beliefs!"
video blog - the craziest bitch i've ever met
~I have a few questions about god/religion
Who do you think you are? Being judgmental...
~Ask me anything (300+ questions)
Jeremys reply to coquetos blog about me
~Why get married? (no conditioned, brainwashed thinking allowed!)
~The princess complex - women that think they are entitled to behave how they choose with no consequences
~Stop setting unfair expectations, its YOUR fault!
~A letter to my mom
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My Interests

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A few things you should know about me:

~ My blogs are written for entertainment purposes only, not for self promotion or a cry for female attention. If you dont believe that, you highly underestimate me.
~ I show my cards to everyone, that makes it easy and fair for others to make decisions that pertain to me. The majority of people have a hard time believing and accepting this.
~ I have removed jealousy and insecurity from my life, its much easier without it.
~ Most people do not stimulate me or keep my attention mentally. This doesnt make me a snob, it makes you boring.
~ Casual sex is overrated, you reach a point where its like exercise except you have to talk to the treadmill after. Ps, just because its overrated doesnt mean I dont do it, I'm just simply stating its overrated.
~ I always tell the truth, if you dont believe that then we cant be friends.
~ My single favorite activity is cooking for someone of romantic significance.
~ I do not judge anyone for anything and my mind is wide open to all new ideas, even if they are the opposite of what I already believe.
~ I think in large guys are more insecure than girls, girls just show it on a more regular basis.
~ I like girls that are into other girls.(or will at least pretend they are)
~ I am nice and considerate to everyone.
~ I set firm boundaries in my life and do not tolerate people overstepping them.
~ I have more fun than 92% of people on earth.
~ I think drugs should be legal. We spent 53 Billion dollars this year to stop and seize an estimated 5% of illegal drugs on the street. But, you can buy a fifth of Vodka for $5.79.
~ I wont agree to anything that I dont fully understand and doesnt make logical sense. This is very frustrating to the people in my life, but there isnt much I can do about it. "Just because", "thats how its supposed to be", "I have a feeling", none of those are good enough answers for me to be on board, I will always ask why and continue asking that until we realize that your reasoning is sound and logical or it is bullshit.
~ Confrontation is a necessary part of life, it makes things clear and isnt personal so dont take it that way.
~ I am single and will be until I meet someone that makes my life better.
~ My life is very very simple, some people cant accept that and try to make it complicated, oh well.
~ I dont get angry, its a wasted emotion that doesnt help or correct any situation.
~ I do not fit in very well in Monroe, LA and I kinda like it.

My Blog

best sex ever, worst smell ever, layovers and booth girls

Heres a story about the best sex Ive ever had, accidental ass to mouth incident, booth girls, layovers and the worst smell Ive ever encountered. Yes, all in one story.  One perk of having this Mysp...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Sep 2009 09:18:00 GMT

webcam sex and other random suggested topics

 Topics for today: Webcam sexHow can you act like you dont care on a date?BoundariesBeing judgmental Can guys and girls just be friends..?.. Webcam sex? 5 people asked me to write about webcam sex, I...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:01:00 GMT

My thoughts on smoking

You know, I have always wondered how this decision process worked.  I just feel too healthy, smell too nice and have too soft of skin, its about time I fixed that, Im gonna start smoking! Im not ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Sep 2009 06:57:00 GMT

The hotel lobby

Meet Amber:  This was our first time meeting, however anticipation for this moment had been lingering for weeks. We had been exchanging emails, text messages, sexy stories and photos for what seemed l...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:28:00 GMT

a few random thoughts

My brain has a lot of things in it right now and I need to make room for more, so here we go.  Hearing you are just trying to fuck me is getting really old. A. if I was just trying to fuck you, wed...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:13:00 GMT

Why you arent anyones girlfriend.

Ever wonder why you arent anyones girlfriend..?..Ever wonder why lots of guys want to fuck you but none want you..?.. I'll let you in on a few secrets that I am sure you wont believe, keep thinking ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Sep 2009 10:16:00 GMT

2nd craziest bitch ive ever met - video blog

For the record I dont think anyone can ever be crazier than crazy bitch number 1, for christs sake she made me a dick trophy but if I would have given this girl enough time, the possibilities are endl...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Sep 2009 06:44:00 GMT

jackson, ms book signing 8/27/09

I am bringing 50 books to sell and sign at The Bulldog in jackson, ms this thursday night 8/27/09 from 9pm to 11pm. Come bye for a book or just to have a drink and say hi.
Posted by on Tue, 25 Aug 2009 09:40:00 GMT

Jeremys reply to Coqueto

I have blogs written about me from time to time, the author typically says its posted for good healthy debate, I personally feel its for other reasons but getting into those is futile. I also dont car...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:08:00 GMT

The most addicting feeling in the world...

Being accepted for being yourself, thats the most addicting feeling in the world.  Me and Cass, my brother from another mother, were watching I love you man in my bed tonight. Yes we were in the sam...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:24:00 GMT