Hello. Basically, I spend all my time laughing about ridiculous business. This is all you need to know but I shall type away none-the-less.
I like to drink wine from Asda, with French bread from Waitrose. This makes me very happy. This is often followed by dancing in Chetna and Vrit’s room, or me being snuggled up in their duvets laughing till my face hurts.
I spend most of my time at Chetna and Vrit’s house. They have adopted Garry and I. We spend hours playing with toys in the garden like Ninjas and lounging in the sun with nice cold drinks. These are good times. Kyle sometimes comes over to play too, but he lives too far away and can only see us sometimes. We miss him so.
I like going into the pub in the day with George and his wonderful friends and eat a Brie and Bacon burger, then nap on the sofa’s in there. It’s all cosy and good.
I enjoy dancing to music when influenced by alcohol and chop five-ing my friends. Also when drunk, I will often be leery and try to get in your pants. Don’t let me. I have aids.
I have a wicked group of mates whom I love dearly, some with fantastic hair. I mean really good hair. Not Joe though. His hair is wank. Not really. It's quite nice. Nice, like sex is nice.
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