Nudist Joke |
The Naked Man
A man was sleeping with a married woman. When her husband had gone to work, her secret lover came around. Just as they got down to business, the doorbell rang. The woman went down...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 18:46:00 GMT |
Just because I havent put any up in a while |
30 things men never want to hear1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahhhh, it's cute.3. Why don't we just cuddle?4. You know they have surgery to fix that.5. Make it dance.6. Can I paint a smil...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:36:00 GMT |
Finally a new Joke Of The Day!!! |
Signs you are a Drunk1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.4. Your doct...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 16:06:00 GMT |
random thoughts |
Alright kids its that time again...time for a glimpse into the swirling miasma of chaos that is John's mind. So buckle up, keep your hands and feet in the car at all times and if you fall out you will...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 15:31:00 GMT |
Alcohol |
Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're e...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 08:39:00 GMT |
last one for today, I promise |
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs... what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 03:20:00 GMT |
for all the bar hoppers out there... |
1. "You get this round and the next round is on me." I'll be leaving before the next round.
2. "I'll get this round and the next one is on you." Happy hour is about to end. Beers are now a dollar,...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 03:16:00 GMT |
...tough crowd |
A guy stopped at a local gas station, and after filling his tank, paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of men working along the road. ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 03:12:00 GMT |
Funny? |
1. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
2. How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
3. What's the difference b...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 04:30:00 GMT |
Have to think of more jokes |
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
---------------------------------Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50Hand-J** $10.00-------------------------------...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 03:55:00 GMT |
