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"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." - James Nicoll
"I dunno, I approved of grammar nazis to begin with, but then they annexed Thesaurusland and gassed all the pronouns."
"It's a sad fact that there are a lot of people out there whose first reaction to anything miraculous, wondrous and new consists of two questions. The first is 'Can I have sex with it?', closely followed by 'Can I make money off it?'" - Dirk Allen
"Pipes are the arteries of this mighty erection! The veins through which its lifeblood pumps! And I am proud, aye, proud to serve the Corporation!"
"There are some people who believe roasting a marshmallow means putting a couple of light-brown spots on it, or just making it slightly warm. Those people are wrong. If the marshmallow doesn't briefly become a flaming beacon of justice, you're doin' it wrong."
"On a day that seems like any other, and despite all the inevitable consequences, you find yourself saying: No. You can't do this. This is not what human beings do."
"Violence has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that violence doesn't solve anything is merely wishful thinking at its worst."
"Going to war over religion, is like killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend."
Bleh...
Jiggins
is a Giant Ant that spits Ice, has four Extra Limbs, and is Covered in Bumps and Nodules and Wreathed with Flames.
Strength: 6 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 6
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