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Herman the Tosser

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About Me


I'm Claire and i'm studying Multi Media Textile Design at Loughborough Uni'.
I use fine drawing pencils for scribbling notes, not drawing.
I have an irrational love of bingo and deal or no deal on pub quiz machines due to me winning like thrice in my whole life.
My room is a constant battlefield, i collect junk & tat which is always useful at least once, but make's for a fucking messy room.
My mother's greatest fear is one day seeing me on life of grime, huddled in my hoarders house surounded by newspapers and paintcans full of my own faeces.
I very much love Nathan Hallam, he makes me uber happy and i miss him more every day.

My Interests

♥Quirks.
♥Burelesque.
♥Victoriana.
♥Kleptomania.
♥ Nostalgia.
Things i like:
The seaside.
Textile illustration.
Paper mache.
Glow in the dark spray paint.
Organised mess.
Networking.
Fimo.
The darkroom.
Pancake wars.
Punctuality.
Integrity.
Toy pianos.
Sex.
Creating baked oddities.
Fun outings.
'Art'.
Hair abnormalities.
YORKSHIRE!
Eyelid freckles.
The unadulterated joy of swapping small change for £12.
Things i don't like:
28 WEEKS later.
Pencils.
Criticism.
Floury arses.
Stress.
People with slow reaction times.
Buses.
People who whistle.
Hair brushage.

I'd like to meet:

"i would count how much i loved you but i'll probably die before i get the chance to finish "
The boy with my heart.
Lots.
Please?

BAND ADDS, FUCK OFFFFF!!!!!!

Music:

Currently:
Old Alkaline Trio stuff.
Bright eyes.
Death cab for cutie.
Brand new.
Marvin Gaye.
The Kinison.
T.Rex
Idlewild.
Pretty Girls Make Graves.
The Beatles.

Movies:

....The heart is deceitful above all things.
Kill Bill 1&2.
Malena.
Shaun of the dead.
Jackie Brown.
High fidelity.
Drop dead gorgeous.
All i wanna do, formerly strike.
Hot fuzz.
The Transformers.

Television:

Brass-eye.
Bucky O' Hare.
Peep Show.
Loose Women.
Csi.
South Park.
The Day Today.

Books:

The Time Traveler's wife- Audrey Niffenegger. All time, ultimate top book ever. Desert island top place.
Other than that, i read alot and these are the ones i've quite enjoyed:
Sarah and the heart is deceitful above all things.-J.T LeRoy.
Mammoth book of lesbian erotica- Va.
Burlesque, art of the Teese- Dita Von Teese.
The curious incident of the dog in the night time- Mark Haddon.
Wall and piece- Banksy.
Catcher in the rye- Salinger.
You're an animal Viskovitz!-Alessandro Boffa.
Dirty Blonde-Courtney Love.
High Fidelity- Nick Hornby.
Notes on a scandal- Zoe Heller. Only because of the fucked up mind game ending, rests only slightly above average.
Toast-Nigel Slater.

Heroes:

Asia Argento Victoria Stilwel.
Francesca Woodman.
Amanda Palmer.
Monica Belluci.
Victoria Lindo.
Laura McCafferty.
Leigh Bowery.

My Blog

University Vs Liquid that isnt of the tea variety.

Why, as of 12 days ago have i suddenly developed an addiction to tea?I used to have like a cup of coffee a week, if that?Now i automatically find myself wandering to the kitchen to make myself tea whe...
Posted by Herman the Tosser on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:50:00 PST

Motion City Soundtrack Vs. Having a roof over my head......

Fucking hell!RAAAAARGHHHH!!!!WHY ARE MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING THE DAY I HAVE TO MOVE TO PISSING LOUGHBOROUH TO REGISTER MY FLAT/ RECIEVE MONEY AND GENERALLY BE IN LOUGHBOROUGH!!!!!So bastard fuc...
Posted by Herman the Tosser on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:04:00 PST

Life currently.

Is very good.I've got the most beautiful, sensitive and supportive man, i have ever met, all to myself.He enriches my life so much, gives me inspiration, hope and teaches me to be a better person beca...
Posted by Herman the Tosser on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:52:00 PST

Theory test.....

I passed! Saw Transformers today! Best film ever!
Posted by Herman the Tosser on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 11:53:00 PST

MY FOUNDATION COURSE RESULT!

I got a merit! Absolutely chuffed to bits! I would have been happy to get a pass, so i'm proper thrilled! So, my place at Loughborough is set for September/October! Get in!!!! I'll be at Frin's jumbl...
Posted by Herman the Tosser on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 08:26:00 PST

Dirty little underage idiots.

You know what's proper disgusting. Little lasses and lads who are like 16 getting loads of rancid tattoos and massive facial piercings and bragging all over myspace about. If you want it, do it, but n...
Posted by Herman the Tosser on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:17:00 PST

NEXT SATURDAY! READ!

Come to Bungalows and bears on division street, gonna be a proper treat! Loads of hand made and customised stuff £2 or less. Cheap as chips! Saturday 7th July! Hope to see few people there! xxxx...
Posted by Herman the Tosser on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:43:00 PST

ASEH! EXHIBITION!

So, Friday is my art and design exhibition at Rotherham College.It's up the whole week after.Appreciate if some people showed up since i spent at least 5 hours today working on some fucking flooring t...
Posted by Herman the Tosser on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:33:00 PST

^_^

Honey lovin you is the greatest thing I get to be myself and I get to sing I get to play at being irresponsible I come home late at night and I love your soul I never forget you in my prayers I never...
Posted by Herman the Tosser on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:14:00 PST

Quite Excellent.

First and foremost, purchased THE ticket with Kimberley today, uber happy. Secondly, Thursday will be absolutely immense. And, most importantly, a special someone's 19 on Friday, a certain someone w...
Posted by Herman the Tosser on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:47:00 PST