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James

My Alter-Ego's name is: Miss Wong

About Me

I'm the type of guy who: Complains about smokey car exhausts - but smokes himself. Owns a cat - its the next best replacement for a dog. Likes long walks on the beach - but hates sand in his toes. Is picky - then out of desperation lands a dropkick.

My Interests

I'm a bundle of contradictions, living in my own sweet little world full of dreams where these little crabs come and attack people i don't like. Aside from that, I'm methodical, reserved, passionate, disciplined, a wanna-be-vegetarian, and possibly slightly sane...but i doubt that.My dream is to drive and escape from the city Escape to a long lost paradise, where I shall meet Ryan Ryan will bring me coconuts, and pina coladas. Anyone know where I can find this Ryan? Oh yeah... Casablanca, thats right.

I'd like to meet:

The people I'd like to meet have long gone, however if my predictions about reincarnation are correct, then they should be working as a Checkout Chick in Ohio.But really, I don't aspire to meet anyone, however living with an African tribe would be nice for a while. Yes...yes. I aspire to meet a whole African Tribe.Oh and Prince Charming so I can give him a wedgie.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

This one time, I like totally listened to Classic FM to get to sleep, and got so excited by the violin solo, I couldn't help myself to...well..you draw the picture...A bit of everything really, no hard metal shit tho.

Movies:

I'm like a fish to water when it comes to films. Like a fish swims and forgets everything, I watch and forget everything until 4 months later when I have a dream about Nick Lachey. No seriously, apart from the Nick Lachey bit, that was all TRUE! I'm crap when it comes to films with the exception for The Simpsons Movie. Spiderpig Spiderpig...

Television:

I haven't watched TV properly since before I started doing nightshift. If it weren't for that fine August day in Y2K, when Abraham announced that video would come to the interweb, I'd be totally lost. But anyway I like the usual type of stuff, nothing I'm really into TOOO much though.

Books:

I love a good book that is something I can actually relate to. In other words, none of this 'Harry Pothead' shit that whisks you away to another idiotic realm. The one we live in at the moment is idiotic enough, so I'd prefer to spend my time here mending our own idotic world, page by page.

Heroes:

Mum - who else could have taught me to act so vague to avoid confrontation Captain Planet - without him, who would defend us from the evils? Toto - such a sleek & shiny coat, I'm so jealous.

My Blog

21!

oh well.  another painful birthday over and done with.  only another 29 until i shoot myself.  Horray, almost the halfway mark!Like my usual birthday ritual, i realised who gives a fck ...
Posted by James on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST

OoUch

AH.  Well i finally did something i've been putting off for aaages.  I got my tattoo!  And yes, it hurt like a bitch.But its not even 48 hours on and i can't even feel it when i'm stayi...
Posted by James on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:47:00 PST

Life at this point

Woooo!  I'm in Queensland.  What an eroticly hot affair this is.  So anyway the story goes that I'm here visiting my two bestest friends in the whole wide of Brisbane for a birthday par...
Posted by James on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:16:00 PST