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Name: Jeff
Birthday: October 20th
Birthplace: Hattiesburg, MS
Current Location: Hattiesburg, MS
Eye Color: Dark Brown, Light Brown, Hazel (They Change With My Mood)
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right (Sometimes left in certain things)
Your Heritage: Afrakan Amrakan
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work Boots (Timbalands)
Your Weakness: Dark Skin with a pretty smile
Your Fears: White with jagged edge teeth, JK, Not reaching my goals that I have set for myself in life.
Your Perfect Pizza: Hamburger, Canadian Bacon, Mushrooms & Black Olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start school while working 50 hours a week & to take a real vacation.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't really use Instant Messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who in the hell is that!!!? JK,
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes or my smile (So I've been told)
Your Bedtime: 10am (I work nightshift)
Your Most Missed Memory: My mama's smile.
Pepsi or Coke: Don't really drink sodas
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Don't drink either one of them.
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course!!
Are you a Health Freak: Not really, just health conscience
Do you get along with your Parents: Not my pops
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love'em
Do you play an Instrument: The pink canoe
&..39;In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:' Hell, yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Hell, Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I don't do drugs,... just weed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope, kinda depressing huh?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Well, yes... if you count... well... nevermind
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: I got slapped once in 1979, but I'm still looking for that doctor
Ever Shoplifted: Yep, but that was when I was much younger
How do you want to Die: Happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a toys 'r' us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: I want to go back to Japan (To see it sober)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown, hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Jet Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height:
Weight: Thick

Best Clothing Style: All Birthday Suits & Socks
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: 436
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0

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My Poll
Do you think Im hot?
Yes
No
Undecided
Would You?
Kiss Me?
Hold Me?
Fuck Me?
Have you ever wanted to?
Kiss me?
Date me?
Fuck me?
Get to know me?
What's the best physical feature you like about me?
My eyes?
My body?
My smile?
My hair?
What would you change?
My looks?
My style?
My attitude?
My personality?
On a scale of 1-10?
1.
2.00
3.00
4.00
5.Ok
6.00
7.00
8.00
9.00
10. Damn, you fine!
To those who kissed me?
Needs improvement.
Soft lips
Experienced
Want to do it again.
Knows how to French kiss.
Do you think Im?
Sweet
Honest
Lovable
Sexy
A good friend
Very caring
Attractive
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What Do You Think?!
What do you think I am?
Friend
Aquaintance
Fuck Buddy
Husband Material
What is my best physical feature?
Lips
Eyes
Smile
Legs
EVERYTHING!!!
What do you think when you look at me?
You really are God's Gift!
You are Sexy
You are Cute
He looks Sweet /Innocent
Do I look like a freak?
Hell Yeah!
Somewhat
No
Would you try to date me?
Hell Yeah
Maybe
No
It's a secret
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My Blog

They Walk Among Us!!!

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and Hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, You take it." For three days the f...
Posted by The King on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:18:00 PST

Get This Fucking Sweater Off Of Me!!!!!!

Get This Fucking Sweater Off Of Me!!!!!     Listen, just because your boyfriend doesnt want to settle down, doesnt mean you should pretend that Im a real baby in hopes that hell play a...
Posted by The King on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:11:00 PST

The Beer-Prayer

The Beer Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us o...
Posted by The King on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST

Two Tough Questions

Question 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three of which who were deaf, and two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she...
Posted by The King on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 04:24:00 PST

Ummm... What I meant was.... uhhh.... never mind....

I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm. A girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then. When she realized what she said her face became red with embarrasment. Then th...
Posted by The King on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 09:52:00 PST