Sharing a Room in the Hospital |
Two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey Tim, what're you in for?""I'm getting my ton...
Posted by <3*<3*REST IN PEACE MY BROTHER*<3*<3 on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:32:00 PST |
The Birds and the Bees |
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong...
Posted by <3*<3*REST IN PEACE MY BROTHER*<3*<3 on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST |
Animal Crackers |
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table."What are you doing?" his mot...
Posted by <3*<3*REST IN PEACE MY BROTHER*<3*<3 on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:25:00 PST |
Excuse notes to teachers |
These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included.
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2. Please excuse Lisa for bein...
Posted by <3*<3*REST IN PEACE MY BROTHER*<3*<3 on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:16:00 PST |
Tootsie roll |
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Tootsie Roll Pop
Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So,... how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?" Without a thought, the blonde rep...
Posted by <3*<3*REST IN PEACE MY BROTHER*<3*<3 on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:10:00 PST |
Blonde joke |
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Blonde Praying for Help from God
There was a blonde woman named, Cindy, that was in deep financial problems. So she got on her knees and prayed "Dear God, please let me win the lottery. I reall...
Posted by <3*<3*REST IN PEACE MY BROTHER*<3*<3 on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:09:00 PST |
FUNNY |
THE RABBIT ..ISN'T HE THE CUTEST THING? A man is driving along a highwayand sees a rabbit jump outacross the middle of the road.He swerves to avoid hitting it,but unfortunately the r...
Posted by <3*<3*REST IN PEACE MY BROTHER*<3*<3 on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:59:00 PST |
Love From Above |
So for those of you who are interested in my creations "Love From Above" here is the link to my personal website. If you have any questions or would like to order one, all the information you need is ...
Posted by <3*<3*REST IN PEACE MY BROTHER*<3*<3 on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:24:00 PST |
Diary of Cats & Dogs - you'll love it |
Excerpts from a Dog's diary Dog...8:00 a.m. - Dog food! My favorite thing!9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My f...
Posted by <3*<3*REST IN PEACE MY BROTHER*<3*<3 on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST |
