Dairius

I'm lazy i mean really lazy.when i was in the fourth grade i had sexual intercourse with my teacher, Mrs Stevenson. My grandfathers last words 2me were, "never trust poor white people and mexicans that cant speek spanish". I like 2 do stand up comendy,steal magazines,play manopoly, watch cartoons with my son, drink apple juice and have sex. when i was a little children i always wanted to drive down a busy street and when someone opens their car door i turn my weel and take that bitch off. I have'nt did that shit yet but who knows, you know what they say " another day another.....uhhh uh" fuck it, you bitch you must be hella bored if your reading this.... but if not... please continue. the first time ive ever jerked off was a little over ten years ago, and you know what... i fucked my life up. so kids if your reading this, just say no to your dick. If your dick is anything like mine... of course its BIG, but not only that its vastly malevolence... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds