About Me
I'm sillidacious, nutracious, so so delacious.
Put you on the plank and make you take ten paces.
Argh, I gotta boombox butt.
Put on my peg leg eyepatch and strut.
I leave people confused. My Boyfriend thinks
I wanna be black, I'm highly amused.
sI use the straightening iron, end up getting bruised,
I like big meshing circles. I like checking my pits.
I like when hickey ninjas breaking in my apartment and shit.
My life sucks, I wish I had bucks.
I wish I had a Beemer, so I can run over trucks.
I like Mikan, scabba, Mista lova man, SHABBA!
Get in the shower, use the body wash scrubba!
I have to tinkle, I press pins and needles,
I go to the club, I try to mix and mingle.
Drinking heineken, ain't tryin' to make no friends,
Whining on the record style,
Gimme a wink, or pass a smile,
'cause this ain't no bitch-ass hoochie style.
Kame tomadachi ni, san, ni, ichi, (Contact!)
I'm out this beeitch, yo Cutso, bring the fonk back!This has been a Jodie Paige Condella, Cutso, and the supplier of flan, Jen Clark-presentation....CRUMBS!R-r-r-r-r-uh!
