I am a 4'3" leper with a hunched back, crazy left eye, one leg significantly shorter than the other and a fungal infection in the crack of my behind that growls at strangers, but I'm RICH!!!
OK, not really, but that's a pretty funny image isn't it?
Here are some famous quotes I feel sum me up...
"Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Samuel L. Clemens
"The one thing I want to leave my children is an honorable name." - Theodore Roosevelt
"Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another." - Ernest Hemingway
Sappy? Sure, but then so is most of the music you probably listen to. At least I read.
Here is some more information about me...
You are 99% REAL Texan!!
High five, you're a complete Texan. People from other states should tremble in your presence because they're simply not worthy. Let them bow before you and convey their undying adoration to you while they announce their true desire to be Texan.
How Texan Are You?