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Mad Dawg

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About Me


I am a 4'3" leper with a hunched back, crazy left eye, one leg significantly shorter than the other and a fungal infection in the crack of my behind that growls at strangers, but I'm RICH!!!
OK, not really, but that's a pretty funny image isn't it?
Here are some famous quotes I feel sum me up...
"Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Samuel L. Clemens
"The one thing I want to leave my children is an honorable name." - Theodore Roosevelt
"Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another." - Ernest Hemingway
Sappy? Sure, but then so is most of the music you probably listen to. At least I read.
Here is some more information about me...
You are 99% REAL Texan!!

High five, you're a complete Texan. People from other states should tremble in your presence because they're simply not worthy. Let them bow before you and convey their undying adoration to you while they announce their true desire to be Texan.
How Texan Are You?

My Interests

Sports and outdoors, sight-seeing, history, beer and wine, regional cuisines... Life should be one big vacation, so at any time I'd rather be on a patio with a bunch of pints and good friends.

I'd like to meet:



Thanks to Davin for finding this gem!

Music:

Anything but boy bands, jail bait, Nashville country and that crap the Top 40 stations have been passing off as "hip-hop" since 1998 (with a few exceptions like Outkast and The Roots).

Movies:

Too many favorites to list. If it's any indication, the two movies I've seen the most are Dumb & Dumber and The Big Lebowski. Also one of the few males who appreciates Legends of the Fall.

Television:

"Heroes," "Friday Night Lights," "The Family Guy," "Futurama" and "Robot Chicken," but other than those five shows the television is usually on sports, news or History/Discovery channels.

Books:

Anything by Patrick O'Brian, Jack London or Ernest Hemingway. I also loved Lord of the Flies, Tale of Two Cities and Friday Night Lights. Those Tolkien books were decent, too.

Heroes:

You mean other than Optimus Prime?

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My grandfather.