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Funny Myspace picturesDADDY LONGLEGS......................................A FATHER WATCHED HIS YOUNG GIRL PLAY IN THE GARDEN. HE SMILED AS HE REFLECTED ON HOW SWEET AND PURE SHE WAS. SUDDENLY SHE STOPED AND STARED AT THE GROWND. HE WENT TO GO SEE WHAT HAD CAPTURED HER ATTENTION. HE NOTTICED SHE WAS LOOKING AT TWO SPIDERS MATING. "DADDY, WHAT ARE THOSE TWO SPIDERS DOING?" SHE ASKED, "THEY'RE MATING" HER FATHER REPLIED. "WHAT DO YOU CALL THE ONE ON TOP?" SHE ASKED. "THAT'S A DADDYLONLEG." HE ANSWERED. "SO THE OTHER ONE IS A MOMMY LONGLEGS?" SHE ASKED. AS HIS HEART FILLED WITH THE JOY FROM SUCH A CUTE, INNOCENT QUESTION, HE REPLIED, "NO DEAR THEY ARE BOTH DADDY LONGLEGS!" THE LITTLE GIRL, LOOKING PUZZELED, TOOK HER FOOT AND STOMPED ON THEM. "WELL WE'RE NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT GAY SHIT IN OUR GARDEN DADDY!" Hosted by Sparkle Tags
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