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A friend told me recently that my "hugs smell good." I am very flexible, bodywise. Marco Beltrami is the ultimate epitome of a genius modern musical artisan--I want a jukebox that plays only his music, with maybe an Emiliana Torrini song thrown in for good measure. I am a professional when it comes to driving in reverse or parking in reverse; it's like second nature. I like to laugh backwards. Sometimes I roll my eyes back in my head so I can watch my thoughts. My favorite word is ether. I am a huge fan of the late 90's teen slasher movie genre...Scream, Halloween H20, The Faculty, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Urban Legend, you know. I want to live in Seattle one day. Zach Galifianakis is very, very, very, very funny. I loathe reality television. I make music, I have a myspace music page, http://www.myspace.com/scuff8881. I adore cobblestone streets; there are not nearly enough of them. My favorite color is forest green. I need to have someone play the harp at my wedding and funeral--I love it so much. Maybe I need someone to play the harp for me everyday. I think it would turn my life into a permanent happy place. I wouldn't have minded if someone was playing the harp in the delivery room when I was born. I have a tiny birthmark on my right knee. I have a special affinity for all things Halloween. Wicker furniture is mega-uncomfortable. I love MST3K, specifically the episode "Fire Maidens From Outer Space." Rain placates me. I think I would really like to be a U.S. Marshal although I doubt it will happen. They have really cool jackets, the dark blue ones that say U.S. Marshal in yellow on the back. I've been skydiving once, I could do it every day of my life and it still would not be enough. I think that either Morgan Freeman or Anthony Hopkins or James Earl Jones should be elected President, although I'm not sure if James Earl is still alive. Joss Whedon is a very intelligent and clever filmmaker. I have eight gold teeth--one for each fitness video I've made. I recently bought a painting by Daniel Smith and it's mesmerizing. I used to love the movie Teen Wolf when I was a kid. The most magical city I've ever seen is Prague. I think vampires are cool. October is my favorite month, autumn is my favorite season, and 10:00 p.m. is my favorite time of day. I like soup a lot. I like to wear a suit and tie, although I usually don't. I've never actually been to Jupiter, but I imagine it's quite nice there. I'm fond of listening to glass break. Nicky Katt is an underrated actor. If I ever have a daughter I'd like to name her Emiliana. Watching David Letterman gives me a strange serenity. My favorite movie and play is SubUrbia. Steven Seagal's voice is smooth as silk - but he's still a freak. I have 9 lawyers. I've never tried heroin but I've seen someone try it on television. I love a really good story. I have a lot of respect for stand-up comedians. I hate mustard, mayonnaise, and salad dressing, I love a good doctor's office pharmaceutical pen, and I have a recurring dream that someone's trying to kill me. I hope you had a good time, I know I have, bye!