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About Me

It seems funny to only give thanks on one day out of the year. With that said, I want to take a moment to acknowledge those of you in my life who continuously amaze me. This weekend opened my eyes to what is important in life, and it is family. You, my friends, my community, my co-workers, my mentors, are my family. Thank you. I love you. I appreciate all you have brought and will bring in my life. As we go on this roller coaster that is our life I’m excited to see where our journey goes. Whether it is together, or not, I’m thankful for our time we have spent.

I like to tap dance after I've had a couple of drinks. I refer to them as fancy feet. In high heels this is quite the trick. I can sneeze on cue and if asked I will show you. I'm left handed. I pronounce milk and pillow as melk and pellow. I paint my toenails black. I have a permanent retainer on the back of my top teeth. I have four tattoos on my hips and thigh. I have a two-inch "Z" mark on my back where my kidney is located. The mark mysteriously appeared when I was four. I was told it was given to me by aliens. I have reoccurring dreams that continue each night. It's like watching a soap opera every time I sleep. My thumbs are double jointed. I'm the proud co-creator of the penny game. I have a freckle on the palm of my right hand. According to the man at the local 7-11 this mark will bring me great fortune. I'm holding him to it. I use to believe I could fly. I would use the sheets on my bed as wings. While parachuting myself off the bed I seemed weightless for a mere second. ... I tried that today and I hit my head on the ceiling. It was not one of my better moments.
Certain friends call me Jewels, JuJu, Julietta, J.D., Eva (long story); Jay, J-Cap, My best friend calls me baby or honey; my brother calls me kiddo; my room-mate calls me Bina, as a child my dad called me punkin and monkey doodle; my aunt calls me Sam (she wanted me to be a boy); and my grandmother calls me Melissa (my sister-in-law's name). I won't respond to you if you say, "hey you" or even worse "ma'am"... When I want you to remember my name I introduce myself as Juliet. When I want you to be in my life for a while, it's just Julie.
Switchfoot - Dare You To Move with lyrics (not included)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly-t-1agKLI
One of my favourite songs by switchfoot. i hope you like it :)Lyrics:Welcome to the planet Welcome to existence Everyone's here Everyone's here Everybody's watching you now Everybody waits for you now What happens next What happens next[Chorus] I dare you to move I dare you to move I dare you to lift yourself up off the flo...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Witty conversationalists who find beauty in the abnormal and comfort in silences.
Those who break the mold.
Anyone up for an adventure.
Thrill seekers.
More people who give me nauseous butterflies with shaky hands and perma grin.
Those who take a stand for a cause, themselves, and others.
Anyone that made my cut for fantasy island.
Those willing to fight and make up... :)
...They say you spend the first half of your life searching for the people to spend the second half of your life with. I've found the most amazingly diverse group of people that I call my friends. They are my family that I have been searching for.

My Blog

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-8... See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die This was fantastic. It made me laugh. No on h8te!!!!
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:50:00 GMT

Yes we can...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i6-oyAqE8U Here's to you Mr. President...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 07:05:00 GMT

5 Friends Uncensored... pass along

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vtHwWReGU0 Just watch this. It is important.
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:21:00 GMT

Magic

I used to believe I was magic. Anything I wished would come true. If I wanted it to rain all I had to do was ask and it would be raining within a few hours. My dreams would be the next days events....
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:11:00 GMT

uuuugggggg. Tag thinging.

Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself, at the end choose 5 (or more) people to be tagged, list their names....
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:17:00 GMT

Karma

Karma is a bitch. I laughed at a friend of mine who got bit by a spider on his ass. I joked it was the bite of a brown recluse and soon it would spread down his leg until they would have to amputate...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:07:00 GMT

the new blog

Bonnie has a new website and is blogging... and I am her guest blogger today. Check it out. http://web.mac.com/bonnieafsary/iWeb/bonniesbox.com/Welcome. htmlThat is all-me.
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:39:00 GMT

Portland

I was pleasantly surprised this weekend by the people of Portland, Oregon.  You are environmentally friendly, hipster-chic, and beautiful.  One might say you are hot.  So thank you.&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 21:13:00 GMT

nickname(s)

Am I the Black Widow or Snow White When I weave my web will you scream with fright Or will you ride up on your horse And save me with your super force Mirror, mirror on the wall Are you my prince wait...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 15:14:00 GMT

childhood

For me, home was something I never understood until I tried making one for myself.  I'll always remember my childhood with the smell of shoe polish, peppermint lifesavers, and cigarettes.  I...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 17:37:00 GMT