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Ol' Barbie Legs

About Me

I'm clumsy and last time I went dancing I broke my glasses. I don't know if that proves how well I dance or how reckless I am. I like interesting death scenes, and roller-skating(both combined is even better)! I have a happy hetero-marriage that's only legal in NJ.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the yo gabba gabba crew, pony girls, puppeteers, anyone who smells like plastic and cupcakes, psychotic seamstresses, scissoring partners, and of course Cookie Monster!!

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