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laura is smarter

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

more trouble than i'm worth

My Interests

film, cheese, sailing, wine, craps, california

I'd like to meet:

more trouble.

this guy nick from new zealand who lives in france and owns/runs a restaurant in the countryside. i met him in rome once. he could name all the states and capitols in the US. he could also do a mean jagermeister shot. i'd like to meet him again so if you're in france and you spot him, let me know. rowr!

ed norton would be keen too.

and mehki phifer owes me a drink.

if elvis is still alive, that'd be rad. i wonder if he still has teeth tho... otherwise.. shady men of questionable moral standing who want to get martinis and egg sandwiches at LA poker tables with me.

Music:

i like crap. not justin timberlake crap, but still, crap. pixies, always.

Movies:

bonnie & clyde, rope, the last seduction, natural born killers, 3000 miles to graceland, femme fatale (2002), dreamers, lolita (lyne version), the pirate movie.

Television:

tv is for dummies. but i watch a lot of it. only because it's there and i work from home.

Books:

Down and Out in Paris and London, George Orwell. Michel Houllebecq. Bret Easton Ellis. Chuck Palahniuk.

Heroes:

george orwell. josephine (of napolean fame). queen elizabeth the 1st (my middle-name-sake). oliver stone. marilyn monroe. ernest hemingway. smurfette.

My Blog

Ludicrous LA

Some pictures of our ludicrous LA lives:http://www.girlsaresmarter.com/laura/pics/Fall2006/
Posted by laura is smarter on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:50:00 PST

Observations (Not a Blog)

The goofiest part of MySpace: clicking through your friends' friends and seeing that you are still undeniably connected to that one night stand from years ago. The worst part of online tournament poke...
Posted by laura is smarter on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:03:00 PST

Blog This!

I don't blog anymore. Strangers are not my friends.If you want to know my thoughts, buy me a drink. Or get my book when it comes out.http://www.girlsaresmarter.com
Posted by laura is smarter on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 07:34:00 PST