Stars OlÃ© - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am constantly changing while always staying the same...How is it possible that you slow down as you age yet life goes by faster? Not that I mind... Just interesting...I try to surround myself with people as open, honest, and sincere as I try to be. And sometimes that works out. I like making people laugh, but it's not important to me to be the center of attention. I'll choose making you laugh over stressing you out as often as possible, but can be serious when the situation calls for such a thing...I hate being wrong, so I try to be right as often as I can... but then try even harder to fess up when I'm not... Sometimes that works out too.I'm more complex than I give myself credit for, but simple enough to enjoy simple things...I get bored doing the same shit all the time. I like challenges, but mainly ones I think I've got at least a halfway decent chance at beating...I've always been a writer. Which I've recently discovered is far more satisfying once you start getting paid for it. I write for a late night talk show. My favorite joke of the day used to be in my "blog" on here...

My Interests

Causing a Ruckus, Going to the Movies, Dancing, Coachella, Red Wine, Trying New Restaurants, Weekend Breakfasts, Comedy, Mutual Attraction, Beach Parties, Coffee, Outdoor Parties, Sexy Parties, Writing, Other People's Happiness, Traveling the World, Summer, Winter, Barbecuing, Burritos, New Stuff, DVDs, Conversation, Cheesy BS...

I'd like to meet:

People Who Don't Mind Being Met..

Music:

House, Hip Hop, R & B, Anything That Can Get My Head Boppin... more specifically... Basement Jaxx, Daft Punk, Kinky, Franz Ferdinand, The Polyphonic Spree, The Arcade Fire, Kings of Leon, Derrick Carter, Reverend and the Makers, Bright Eyes, The Faint, Teddybears, OutKast, Scissor Sisters, Modest Mouse, St. Germain, Jurassic 5, Jamie Lidell, Postal Service, Zero 7, Gogol Bordello, Justice, Neil Diamond, M.I.A., The Flaming Lips, Fatboy Slim, The Go! Team, LCD Soundsytem, Missy Elliot, Gnarls Barkley, Spoon, Sondre Lerche, The Beatles, Stevie Wonder. Now Playing: Wilco - "The High Heat"

Movies:

Beautiful Girls, anything by Guillermo Del Toro, Charlie Kaufman, The Coen Brothers and Terry Gilliam, and almost anything from Kevin Smith... also Lord of the Rings, Pan's Labyrinth, The Devil's Backbone, The Orphanage, Zoolander, Moulin Rouge, Lost In Translation, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Battle Royale, Army of Darkness, True Romance, Scent of a Woman, Spirited Away, Groundhog Day, Cable Guy, Glengarry Glen Ross, Kingpin, Swingers, May, Love Actually, Roger Dogder, Memento, Mary Poppins, Say Anything, Troll 2, What About Bob, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bubba Ho-Tep, Kung Fu Hustle, Sin City, Batman Begins, Quick Change, Hudson Hawk!

Television:

Arrested Development (Rest In Peace), The Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Mr. Show, Da Ali G Show, The Amazing Race, 30 Rock, Late Night Talk Shows, The Sarah Silverman Program, Extras, The Office (US and UK), Flight of the Conchords, The Comeback, Deadwood, Shows with British Nannies

Books:

Lord of The Rings Trilogy. I wish I could buy a T-Shirt that says "I read 3 books!" because I was proud of myself. And Good Omens. And the first 23 pages of Don Quixote

Heroes:

Darth Vader, Hannibal Lector, Dr. Evil, Jaws, Norman Bates, Gollum, Shooter McGavin, Hans Gruber

Joe's Details

Status: Taken and Loving it.
Here for: Attention
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: San Bruno, CA (Near SF)
Body type: 5' 7" / Rockin'
Ethnicity: Cracker
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Smoke / Drink: No / Oh God Yes
Children: According To Maury I'm Not The Father
Education: Expensive, Retained Nothing
Occupation: Writer

My Blog

Self Promotion Within!

Baby Me!
Posted by Stars Olé on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:31:00 PST

Learning

I heard a simple way for kids to learn is teaching information in the form of a song. What rhymes with "don't tell your parents"?
Posted by Stars Olé on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 06:14:00 PST

What's That Fuss?

As retribution for the treatment of African Americans, I think white people should have to sit in the back of the bus. So long as it was remodeled to be a lot nicer than where everyone else was sittin...
Posted by Stars Olé on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 08:17:00 PST

Victoria's Secret...

I hate getting strange looks from women when I'm shopping for my girlfriend at Victoria's Secret. Don't assume a guy is a pervert just because he's by himself in a panty store with his wiener hanging...
Posted by Stars Olé on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:29:00 PST

From film to televsion...!

ABC is making a series based on the film Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Brad Pitt declined to star, saying it would be impossible to recreate the original magic of cheating on Jennifer Aniston.
Posted by Stars Olé on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:24:00 PST

Cars Go Vroom

As much as I want to remember my current car 20 years from now, part of me regrets putting my keys in a time capsule.
Posted by Stars Olé on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 03:54:00 PST

Mustard!

A recent poll found that 100% of Americans prefer Grey Poupon mustard over mustard gas.
Posted by Stars Olé on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 04:54:00 PST

Bathroom Manners

Its really rude to talk to someone at a urinal, so think about that before you ask me to stop checking out your package.
Posted by Stars Olé on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 12:27:00 PST

Violence

There is nothing sexy about violence. Except maybe if youre being punched by a girl with huge jugs.
Posted by Stars Olé on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 04:10:00 PST

Karaoke Bars 4-Eva

I like going to karaoke bars because it combines two of my favorite things: Drinking, and punching people who sing karaoke.
Posted by Stars Olé on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 09:16:00 PST