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TheFakeHillary

I am here for Networking

About Me

I am the smartest person that I know, and I intend to put my intelligence to good use by evolving the United States into a socialist economy. I like to call us the USSA (United Socialist States of America).I believe that most voters are stupid, so I must talk down to them and tell them the things that they want to hear.My husband, Bill, is a well known letch. I cut his nuts off a few years ago, and I keep them in a small box. This at least reduces the probability that he will embarass me again ... but there is of course no guarantee.I have been accused of a variety of criminal activities over the years, but no one has ever been able to PROVE anything. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Unfortunately, every time I tell a lie, my ass gets a little bigger. You may have noticed.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Karl Marx - too bad he is dead.

My Blog

Me for VeePee!

Many of you have asked me about my interest in joining the Obama ticket to form what some are calling the "Obama/Clinton dream team."  First of all let me just say that this is no dream...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:00:00 GMT

Another Obama Moment ....

Well, to start with (hic!) ... I must tell you ... (hic!) .... that I have been drinking toniight.  I usually drink fuzzy navels in honor of my (very) dear friend, Huma http://www.observer.c...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 18:13:00 GMT

My comments about Bobby

Dear voters ... please forgive me if I rant ... Some people are wondering why I made that seemingly insensitive remark about Bobby Kennedy being assassinated in the month of June.  I want to clea...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 19:21:00 GMT

Happy Sink-o Day My-o

I don't know what the hell Sink-o Day My-o is all about, but happy frickin' holidays to all of you Mexican voters ... and POTENTIAL voters (wink wink).  As you know, I support all of yo...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 16:44:00 GMT

Reverend Wright & Bill O’Reilly

I must say that this whole Reverend Wright thing has me pretty upset.  I mean the guy has done his goddamned-est to crucify Obama ... yet somehow nothing sticks on that f-er.  All good old "...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Hillary Troll

First, let me say that I am sooooo sorry that I have not written in so long.  As you know, I have been pretty f'n busy trying to steal the election from B.O.  (I really like that his initial...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:30:00 GMT

Elliot, Michelle, and Me

The world was shocked today to learn of Elliot Spitzer's escapades with a "petite brunette prostitute" at the Mayflower hotel in Washington DC on the eve of Valentine's day. Without making any comment...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:44:00 GMT

Am I Really A Monster?

So, I must admit that this is a new one for me. I mean, I've grown comfortable over the years being described as criminal, despicable, evil, communist, weak, and fat-assed. Frankly, these accusations ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:15:00 GMT

Why Should Democrats Vote For Me?

I want to be President. I want it so bad. You may have heard me scream in a shrill voice. You may have heard me cackle like a mad-woman about my personal failure to make anything good happen for the h...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:38:00 GMT

Pimping Out Chelsea

I just want to clarify why I am so outraged at the tasteless language of David Shuster from MSNBC. Mr. Shuster absolutely deserves the suspension that he has received from this normally and appropriat...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:34:00 GMT