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RONNIE K (and why not)

About Me

I PLAY WITH: SOLDANO AMPS (ACTUALLY JUST ONE), GIBSON AND FENDER GUITARS , A PIECE OF SHIT 2X12 CAB ,RUSTY GUITAR STRINGS, SOME WORN DOWN CHEWED UP PICKS, 14 YEAR OR OLDER GUITAR CORDS THAT BUZZ AND HUMM AND ARE ALWAYS STICKY FOR SOME REASON, HALF DEAD 9 VOLT BATTERIES (TONGUE TESTED). I PLAY WITH MYSELF (ALOT) A FEW FRIENDS WHO CAN STILL STAND TO BE AROUND ME, MY KIDS ,MY GUNS, MY BOAT, MY FISHING POLES, MY HARLEY DAVIDSON, MY TV, MY STEREO, MYSELF (EVEN MORE), MY WEIGHTS, MY DOG ELLIE AND MY CAT OZZY ETC. ETC. OH YEA AND MY WONDERFUL HOT WIFE OF OVER 12 YEARS WHEN SHE ISN'T TOO SICK OF ME. I'VE BEEN A HACK GUITAR PLAYER FOR 23 YEARS, IVE TOURED THE U.S WITH THE MUSICAL SENSATION 'CRUTCH' , GUITAR AND BASS INSTRUCTER FOR 6 YEARS AT THREE DIFFERENT MUSIC STORES IN MUSKEGON, OPENED FOR NATIONAL RECORDING ARTISTS: 38 SPECIAL, GEORGE THOROGOOD, LOVERBOY, HEADEAST, BRIAN HOWE (TED NUGENT/BADCO) RANCID , A PRODUCTION OF A MUPPET CHRISTMAS , RINGOS MAGICAL MYSTERY MUPPET TOUR, ALONG WITH MUPPETS ON ICE (THE GONZO STORY). PLAYED EVERY DIVE BAR IN TOWN (THATS ALL THE BARS IN TOWN) MUSKEGON SUMMER CELEBRATION MAINSTAGE AND REGINAL STAGE ALONG WITH THE FREMONT BABY FOOD FESTIVAL MAINSTAGE, MTV SPRING BREAK, BLAH BLAH, YADDA YADDA. ALSO PLAYED MY BACKYARD, MY PARENTS BASEMENT, A COUPLE OF JR HIGH AND HIGH SCHOOL DANCES, A FEW WEDDING RECEPTIONS , SITTING ON THE CRAPPER, AND ONE REALLY, REALLY OLD DUDES BIRTHDAY PARTY. RECENT LOCAL BANDS INCLUDE 'INSIDE OUT' AND A VERSION OF 'LIFTERHEAD'. I'M CURRENTLY RESIDING IN THE 'WHERE ARE THEY NOW FILES', DUE TO SCHEDULE CONFLICTS, MY MANAGER/AGENT ISSUES, TOURING GLITCHES , A LAWSUIT CONCERNING THE 'ELECTRIC BANANA' NIGHT CLUB AND THE FACT THAT I'M HOLDING OFF FOR A MANAGEMENT POSITION. AT THIS TIME I HAVE DECIDED TO WORK ON MY OWN MATERIAL, SO IN THE STUDIO I GO (WHICH IS A WALK IN CLOSET WITH AN 8 TRACK DOWN MY BASEMENT) FAVORITE THINGS ARE : MY FAMILY, RIDING MY HARLEY, GOING HUNTING/FISHING AT MY LAKE HOUSE (YES I HAVE ONE) BEING ON STAGE, A GOOD SOUNDMAN AND AN EVEN BETTER LIGHTSHOW, PLAYING MUSIC FITS IN THERE SOMEWHERE TOO. INFLUENCES RHOADS,LYNCH, KINGS X, GALACTIC COWBOYS, AC/DC. NOT SO FAVORITE THINGS: FALLING OFF THE STAGE, HAVING A GUITAR STRING BREAK RIGHT AT A SOLO, THE FAINT SMELL OF SOMETHING ELECTRICAL BURNING WHILE ON STAGE, THE STRONG SMELL OF SOMETHING ELECTRICAL BURNING WHILE ON STAGE, THE CLUB MANAGER TELLING YOU OR THE DRUMMER TO TURN THE CYMBYLS DOWN, NOT TO MENTION PLAYING TO AN EMPTY CLUB AND SOME BAND GIRLFRIEND OR SOMEONE WHO IS FRIENDS WITH THE BASS PLAYER SAYS 'JUST LOOK AT IT AS A PAID PRACTICE' (YOUVE REACHED THIS POINT WHEN THE BOUNCERS AND WAITRESSES ARE VACUMING AND CLEANING UP DURING 2ND SET) AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST WHEN THE DRUNK GUY WHO HAS ALREADY PISSED HIMSELF WITH DIRTY STAINED CLOTHES THAT RESEMBLE SOME SORT OF LEFTOVERS FROM DINNER THE NIGHT BEFORE, COMES UP TO YOU WITH BEER, CIGERRETTE, NOT BRUSHED HIS TEETH IN DAYS BREATH, BREATHING IN YOUR FACE, TRYING TO STAND UP, INTRODUCES HIMSELF SAYING HIS NAME IS SOMETHING LIKE 'ROODMONT' BUT I CAN CALL HIM 'BILL'(WTF?) TELLS YOU HOW GREAT YOU ARE, ASKS DO YOU PLAY BROWN EYE GIRL OR FREEBIRD AND WHEN YOU SAY 'NO SORRY' HE TELLS YOU 'YOU F**KIN SUCK'. THAT RIGHT THERE MY FRIENDS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.......ROCK N ROLL.Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 05/01/2008
Band Website: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS ONE LET ALONE MANY
Band Members: ME ......AND THAT IS ONE TOO MANY.
Influences: Ronnie:
THE JERKY BOYS, BEER, PINEAPPLE JUICE THE MUPPETS, GHOSTS, UFO'S, SHADOW PEOPLE, THE EASTER BUNNY, ANYONE WHO CAN KILL A DEER WITH A BOW AND ARROW. BIG BOOBED WOMEN, ANYTHING 80'S, DOKKEN, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, SPACE INVADERS, MY WIFE FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME, DETROIT TIGERS BASEBALL, GREEN BAY PACKERS FOOTBALL, BEN STEIN, STAR WARS, MUSCLE CARS, MOTORCYCLES, SNOWMOBILES PLAYSTATION, CHARLIE BROWN SPECIALS, LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL , OZZY, OZZY, OZZY ,RIVER FISHING WITH MY CLOSEST BROS ALWAYS, THE LADY WHO SOLD ME CIGERETTES AT THE GAS STATION WHEN I WAS 15, BEER WHEN I WAS 17, THE DUKES OF HAZZARD (80S VERSION) , MONOPOLY, WINE , SPINAL TAP, FRESH PACK OF SMOKES AND A FULL CASE OF BEER, SANTA, MY MOM AND DAD, MY GRANDPARENTS, MY BROTHER AND SISTER, MY KIDS, THE GRINCH, BEING IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS, VENTURE BROS ,FAMILY GUY, ROBOT CHICKEN, BIG BOOBED WOMEN , ALL THE MUSICIANS IV'E MADE FRIENDS WITH AND AT SOMEPOINT PISSED OFF, PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON, GRANDPAS COTTAGE, HALLOWEEN, MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000, RUDOLF THE RED NOSED REINDEER CHRISTMAS SPECIAL, JEFF, RIDING MY HARLEY WITH GOOD FRIENDS, GRANDPAS OLD 30/30 ,LYNCH ,RHOADS THE HISTORY CHANNEL, LOONY TUNES, MOUNTAIN DEW, LES STROUD, MY WONDERFUL CHILDREN, THE KEEBLER ELVES, BIG BOOBED WOMEN,PLAYSTATION, OLD FRIENDS, OLD MEMORIES, GOOD TIMES, BAD TIMES, UNCLE KELLY, LONG ISLAND ICE TEAS ,THAT ONE REALLY GOOD SONG YOU WROTE, NIECES, NEPHEWS , THE KID THAT WOULD SMILE SO BIG WHEN HE PLAYED HIS FAVORITE SONG FOR THE FIRST TIME, WEDNESDAY NIGHT GHOST HUNTERS, SEEING OTHER PEOPLE HAPPY, MR QUICKS CHEESE BURGERS, TONYS SUBS, MY NIECE WHO I LOVE VERY MUCH AND IS IN A FAR BETTER PLACE. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST DOING SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE IF IT MAY ONLY BE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE (

Sounds Like: POTS AND PANS BANGING TOGETHER AND A COUPLE OF CATS FIGHTING , MAYBE SOMEONE THROWING UP (YEA JUST A HINT OF THAT)
Record Label: ARE A JOKE..DISTRIBUTION IS WHERE ITS AT.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

SOMEBODY PISSED IN YOUR POPCORN....STORY AT ELEVEN.

WOW YOU ACTUALLY WANTED TO READ ABOUT THIS....AMAZING.
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 05:45:00 GMT