ceskou verzi "Gottlieb story" najdete hned v dalsi kolonce!!!Hello Boys, and Girls!My name is Gottlieb, and I would like to be your good friend. I was born in the beginning of 2006, and until December 2007 I was all alone. Sometimes my previous owners took me out for a trip but mostly I was of no use for them. Because of that at the end of summer they took me to one gentleman who had a very pretty courtyard where I had a rest along with many friends of the same brand as me. I was quite happy there until the moment when from the far east came my new owner - Mr. Tchichiman accompanied by his friends. They looked at me, patted me, moved my steering wheel, jumped on my seats, and couldn..t accept the fact that I was not only new looking from the outside. Finally when they discovered that I am shiny and new on the inside as well, and that I have only seen 30 thousand kilometres of this world, they decided to take me away from my hometown to their country. To the land where I don..t find coal-oil so tasty anymore, and where there are holes on roads which hurt my joints, and other vehicles are not as friendly. I do not understand why are they always honking, blinking, over-taking from the right…I can also go faster than 140, but I like to drive safe, and I do not want to hurt any of my friends who are sitting inside of me! That is why I usually drive even slower. But I always arrive on time to my destination!
Check out my pictures to see how pretty I am! If you want to know more about me than here you go – I am a damn hot blue minibus. I am not as long as some of my longest friends, but I am not as short as those who have the rear door pressed to the back seats. I am big enough for 7 people without a driver, for their bags, guitars, cases, and amplifiers. If you would like to know where you can borrow either me or those cases and amplifiers, than do not hesitate and write to me! I do not have a TV inside because I do not think you are interested in watching it. You will not be in a jet plane with three hundred different strangers, you will be in me, with my driver and the landscape all around us. All other comfort inside of me is granted of course, and everything that has to be inside of me is there.
Recently I spoke to the grumpy old man who is my driver. I asked him if he wants to keep me working hard, and make the most of me till I drop dead. But he told me he has enought work of his own. He promotes music clubs, summer music festivals, and sometimes he even plays music. He said he didn..t buy me because he needed to make money, but because he wants his friends who have bands to use me to go to their concerts, and if anybody else would be interested and he would have time, and the trip would sound like a nice idea, than he would go with them too. And all that for a punk price, with a punk approach, and a punk tape in my stereo…That cool, heh? So why are you still waiting to be friends with me?Yours trully Gottlieb
Prague, January 2008
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