Once upon a time, in a small town known to the locals as Spokane, there lived a girl; a young girl who was at the prime of her life. She was very happy, you see. She resided contently in her loving home with her loving family, attended one of the best high schools in the country, and had the best of friends that a girl like her could ever ask for. It was no secret that this girl's life was that of a marvelous one. But not only did she live the American dream, but over the years, she had learned one of the greatest lessons of all, and that, my friend, is the raw power of thought. You see, this girl was unique. Some would wonder how a girl her size could manage such a level of enthusiasm on a regular basis. The answer, of course, lied deep within the girl's tiny cranium. She was an optimist. She would bounce about the halls, clinging from person to person, letting her juvenal charisma take her to great heights. She was very sweet, and naturally earned the hearts of many.
Though this girl had mastered the magical art of positive thinking, she also had a delightful dark side. She held an endless fascination with the bleaker aspects of life, and was cursed with an inner dialogue dripping with the most morbid of sarcasm. These thoughts, both cheerful and twisted, would blend together, forging a flawless harmony of beauty and grotesque. A mental Ying Yang of intellectual balance. It was her secret to a happy life-style. She loved writing, art, and above all things, music ♥
By now, my darling reader, you may wonder why I'm telling you this tale. Well, my friend, the truth is quite simple... she's dead.
Yes, yes it's true. Your beloved protagonist is no more, for I have killed her and buried her faultless corpse within the wretched depths of the filthy earth....
Oh,, you thought I was talking about me? Well that's stupid, why would I write an 'About Me' in 3rd person?
...Although,, we do have a lot in common, don't you think? ;D
XOXO
~CarLy
