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About Me

The definition(s) of me from the imaginary dictionary I just made up:

HYDE(Noun/Adjective):

1. Short for "Hyduchak". Hungarian or Czech in origin.

2. Of Italian heritage.

3. That voice in your head that tells you to burn shit.

4. Amusing and/or entertaining.

5. The reason speeding tickets were invented (See: Hyde's Car)

6. Yankee or Northern in heritage. (See: Civil War)

7. Probably going to hell.

8. The definition of insanity.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Joe Pesci, Rudolph Giuliani, Robert DeNiro, Dave Chappelle, Steven Colbert, Martin Scorsese, the man who invented the hot pocket, any stand-up comedian, God, because I want to yell at him about the superbowl.
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

My Blog

Lifes fast forward button.

Trust me, if you're gonna read this, read the whole thing.   Ya know, I'm off at college now living the teenage American dream. I'm living in independence, I have three guitars on the wall, ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:21:00 GMT

Is This....

the blog to end all blogs?? Yeah, it is. But, things have changed....kinda: Country music still sucks.Valentine's is good by me.We still won the war.2 girls, 1 cup ruined my life.Joes Pesci is st...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:20:00 GMT

Shit I Hate: Part V

"Git R Done"- What exactly does that mean? Is it a sexual innuendo of some kind? Or is it the most southern thing to be invented since incest and sweet tea were discovered? I'll tell you what it is. I...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 18:46:00 GMT

When the Hell Am I Getting Mine Back??


Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 17:21:00 GMT

Shit I Hate: The 4th Installment

These lists I make are now being used for further mental evaluation by experts.....No, not really. They are the most fun I have in writing a blog and Justin basically started them. And, if I wrote a s...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 17:40:00 GMT

So, to Answer Your Questions....

I know you asked me these a while back, but I'm a slack bastard . Fuck You. Stupid smiley faces. Anyway, if you missed out, I ran out of ideas for a blog so I had people ask me any random questions th...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 18:10:00 GMT

The Art of Sinatra 101

I've actually been really listening to the lyrics of many songs lately. Out of 50 Sinatra songs on my computer, this one stands out. I think it has meaning, espeacially coming from a man like Sinatra....
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 13:25:00 GMT

You Shall be Missed

If you don't know already, Blake Hodges died last night. I lost a very good friend when that happened, and i gotta say, this feeling is horrible. You start to think its just a bad dream or a sick joke...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:26:00 GMT

A Convenient Truth

I Don't expect you too read this. If you do, I'll be mildly impressed.Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.  That's from the Dali Lama, a man I've never listened to before. Number 1...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 00:15:00 GMT

The Big Idea

Well, this is a very slow week, espeacially for creativity. So, wouldn't you like to help a brother out? A smart man (Elmer Fudd maybe?)once said: "It's not what your Hyde can do for you, its what you...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 18:09:00 GMT