Jasper [TG] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hey, my name is Jasper... I want to be a photographer when I grow up. I love camels and I wish I could ride in a hot air balloon. That's basically it... That summarizes my life pretty well, actually...
These words just might save your life one day...
A is for abnormalities
B is for bittersweetly
C is for comprehension
D is for disseverances
E is for elusiveness
F is for fruitlessness
G is for galvanization
H is for heartsickness
I is for ichthyologist
J is for jurisprudence
K is for kittenishness
L is for luncheonettes
M is for motorcyclists
N is for nullification
O is for overshadowing
P is for pulverization
Q is for quintessences
R is for ruggedization
S is for seductiveness
T is for transfiguring
U is for unconquerable
V is for vivifications
W is for watercolorist
X is for xerophthalmia
Y is for yellowhammers
Z is for zombification
So... You want to know a little about me, I take it? Well, here goes!
Things That I Love
1. Friends
2. The Satellite
3. City lights
4. Music boxes
5. Walking at night
6. White lilies
7. Tattoos
8. Photography
9. Swings
10. Ladders
11. Keys
12. Libraries
13. Venice
Things That I Severely Do Not Love.
1. Meter Maids
2. Children
3. Back seat drivers. Let me drive, or I'll smash your side of the car into a bus.
4. Alarms
5. People who don't speak properly. It's called grammar. Learn some...
6. High School
7. Liars
8. Religious people who try to convert you... Lydia...
9. People who think they know everything
10. Blue grass music
11. Flaming homosexuals
12. Scene Kids of every flavor
13. Reality TV

My Interests

Daydreams, Tattoos, Railroad tracks, Hot air balloons, Taking pictures, Comfort food, Hot chocolate, Books, Bridges, Lamp posts, Graffiti, Thai food, Swings, Castles, Ferris wheels, Motorcycles, Camels, Carousels, Water lilies, Carnivals, Music, Parks, Pocket watches, Piercings, Penguins, Umbrellas, Dead trees, Fall, Lunchboxes, Trains, Tents, Parachutes, Tree houses, Cowboy boots, Libraries, Statues, Fountains, Paintings, Fancy mirrors, Friends.

I'd like to meet:

MySpace Layouts

Music:

Mae, Radiohead, The Who, The Beatles, Mudvayne, Crossfade, Shinedown, Marilyn Manson, Elton John, The Postal Service, Queen, The Shins, Bright Eyes, Cranberries, Aesop Rock, Blue October, Dashboard Confessional, Finger Eleven, Gym Class Heroes, Take No Hostage, My Fatal Mistake, Hollywood Undead, Ima Robot, The Killers, OK Go, Scissor Sisters, Regina Spektor, Shiny Toy Guns, The Spill Canvas, Tech N9ne, We Are Scientists

Movies:

Mean Girls
Hocus Pocus
Crash
The Devil Wears Prada
Catch and Release
Alladin
Mrs. Doubtfire
The Parent Trap
Freaky Friday
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Bedazzled
True Lies
10 things I Hate About You
The Holiday
Shrek
V for Vendetta
Cars
Waiting
Guess Who
The Invisible

Television:

Books:

(These books are all very good, the ones I reccomend are in bold) Harry Potter, City of Ember, People of Sparks, Water Mirror, The Thief Lord, The Amulet of Samarkand, The Midnighters Trilogy, Uglies, Pretties, Specials, Extras, Peeps, So Yesterday, (Basically everything by Scott Westerfeld) ,Artemis Fowl, The Wish List, Holes, Blue is for Nightmares, White is for Magic, Silver is for Secrets, Red is for Rememberance, Boy Meets Boy, Dress Your Family In Corduroy and Denim, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Thief of Always, Naked, The Outsiders, The Code, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

Heroes:

Scott Westerfeld

My Blog

Confessions (I guess it’s time)

- List 20 things you wish you could say to people but can’t. You can list the same people repeatedly.- Don’t say who they are.- Never discuss it again.[IN NO SPECIFIC ORDER]1. You are my b...
Posted by Jasper [TG] on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:06:00 PST

To Emmett:

My sexy Vampire. Oh oh oh Sexy Vampire - Right RangerJasper...
Posted by Jasper [TG] on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:36:00 PST

To My Dearest Roach [clip]

My darling. I love you so much and I miss you. You are my Wendy and I am your Pan... That you make eggs and toast in... You are my favorite person to get into mischief with whether we're screaming in ...
Posted by Jasper [TG] on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 09:18:00 PST

To My Dearest Vampire.

This is to you, my love. You are amazing and wonderful and I don't see how you could possibly have ever overlooked that... I find you simply refreshing and unrefined. I'm glad that you are mine and I ...
Posted by Jasper [TG] on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 04:57:00 PST

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Posted by Jasper [TG] on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:49:00 PST

Perfect...

So... There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party on a perfect day. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. Th...
Posted by Jasper [TG] on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:10:00 PST

How To Write a College Paper

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lit place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.2. Check your email.3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.4. Wal...
Posted by Jasper [TG] on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:03:00 PST

You know youre pathetic when....

1. You think about him every day, despite the fact that he probably hates your guts.2. You look at all of the pictures of him, even though you've seen them all before at least a hundred times.3. You w...
Posted by Jasper [TG] on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 04:25:00 PST

Tresure Hunt...

A few days ago was my six month anniversary with dearest Zackary Brown. He took me on an awesome adventure... First, my mom dropped me off at Zack's house, and we watched X2 in his theater. He then dr...
Posted by Jasper [TG] on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:08:00 PST

Things That I Love

Finally, a list of things that make life happy:1. Friends, need i say more?2. Hot air balloons3. Sunsets4. Gondoleers, I love the outfits... and the singing, so hot!5. The sound of breaking glass. It'...
Posted by Jasper [TG] on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 04:09:00 PST