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MĆ†Ý SMÄSH

MATTY SMASH!!!!

About Me

Hiya! I am a 30 year old Wisconsin Resident. (Man I just admitted to that one the internet didn't I?) Lived here all my life and as much as I tend to hate this state, I still Can't figure out where else I would want to live. Besides all My Friends are here and what would I be with out them? Just An Axe-Murdering-Wino-Biker-Pirate!

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My Interests

I am an Avid Movie Fan, Motorcyclist, and Tattoo Junkie. Love to Be Around My Friends and have a good time cuz I love to make folks Laugh, even if it is at me.

I'd like to meet:

Jon Bon Jovi DUHH!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt Meekma
Birthday: 11-24-77
Birthplace: Dodge County
Current Location: In the Computer Chair
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed, Shoot Shotgun Left handed, play pool with both
The Shoes You Wore Today: GBX Biker Boots
Your Weakness: RedHeads
Your Fears: Being alone and forgotten
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed crust, X-TRA garlic, X-TRA cheese, sausage, and FREE
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm gonna KILL that fucking Clock
Your Best Physical Feature: Tattoos... I mean they are in my skin so that is Physical right?
Your Bedtime: week days: 9:30 - 10:30pm.... Weekends: 3- 7 am
Your Most Missed Memory: Care Free party Days with the guys i grew up with, chasing girls, drinkin beers and driving too damn fast.
Pepsi or Coke: Mr. Pibb
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's (besides shes a RedHead)
Single or Group Dates: LOL... Whats a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Diet Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate damn it!
Cappuccino or Coffee: nah... Make mine a Brandy Old Fashion
Do you Smoke: every other year
Do you Swear: If you took the word Fuck out of my vocab at work, i wouldn't say a fuckin thing.
Do you Sing: HeHeHe..too often for most folks
Do you Shower Daily: yeah... unless i went out on the Bike and don't know where the hell i slept the night before.
Have you Been in Love: Yeah... Too often and too Deep... For all the good that it does. Fuck it
Do you want to go to College: yeah, but i won't
Do you want to get Married: yeah but i won't
Do you belive in yourself: No but i will
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only after a Shit load of Boxed Wine and a Car Ride
Do you think you are Attractive: Check "Do you Belive in yourself"
Are you a Health Freak: Of course i am... and i am the King of England too.
Do you get along with your Parents: ever since i moved out of the house i do
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah... specially when i am with some one i care about
Do you play an Instrument: does the "air guitar" and "steering Wheel drum" count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah, but not in the last two weeks
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i am sitting home filling this out on a saturday night.. what do you fucking think!?!?!?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: the Man Mall.. Fleet Farm
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: i weigh like 340lbs... what do you fucking think!?!?!?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Raw fish is for bears and eagles...not this biker
In the past month have you been on Stage: i have acted...just didnt have a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: in a round about hurtful way
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not in the last 4 years let alone the last month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a few laughs maybe
Ever been Drunk: .....No..... And as the King of England i Love to eat sushi.
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: only by my father
Ever Shoplifted: yeah and was good at it too..till i got caught..damn i was dumb
How do you want to Die: Blastin Down the Highway at about 110 MPH on my Harley with the Sun on my Face and the wind at my Back...in other words.... Blissfully Happy. Either that or or kickin a Fuck ton of ass defendin those that i love and cant do it themselves.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm not growing up.... Gonna be a Axe Murderin Wino Biker in a Kilt till the day I die.
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland, Austrailia and Ireland in that order
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Medium to Long
Height: 5 ft to 6 ft... not too picky
Weight: hate the anerexic look... women should have curves and a little bit of meat on their bones.
Best Clothing Style: As long as she looks good and looks like she is comfortable "in" her style i dont care.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: who counts this shit
Number of Piercings: 3, two in my left ear one in the right
Number of Tattoos: 4.... but they ain't tiny and i ain't done yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lets not go there...some were my fault some weren't but they are all in the past and i'd like to keep them there.

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Music:

Used to be a Serious Metal Head and not much else. Lately though my tastes have really expanded. (Still HATE almost ALL country though.)
Lately have been Diggin on Popular Punk like Simple Plan, Sum 41, and Good Charolette, Yellowcard.
Then there is the Rap Side of me. Yeah, I know, the Big White Boy likes Rap. Guess if the guy's voice is cool and he can sling words together then i can dig it, I Like Dr. Dre, Slim Shady, Luda, Chingy. That sort of shit.
Then we go back to Old School.... Ozzy, Metalica, AC/DC, Type O Negative and Pantera. Damn if I dont LOVE Heavy Metal Guitars. Think that is why I have Become Such an In Flames fan. (even if i dont like the vocals)
To wrap things up I am also and REALLY REALLY Old School Fan. Talkin about Bagpipe and other wierd ass instruments. Then you get to combine all that odd shit with the heavy Guitars and you get IN EXTREMO
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Movies:

Don't Even Get me started. LOVE MOVIES!!!!!!! Would list my favorites but that would take way too long so instead i will list those that i HATE.Alexander,Torque,Gangs of New York,Any Crow Movie after the Original,Damn Near anything with Ben Stiller in it.

Television:

The Shield

Mind of Mencia, OZ,

Deadwood, The Sopranos, Adult Swim, DBZ,

Mad TV. Also have to admit that i am a horrible MTV/VH1 fan. whatever slop (and that is what it is) they have on i get drawn into. Also LOVE TLC, Discovery, and History Channel. Always got good stuff on weather it is Rides, MythBusters, Mail Call, Biker Build Off, or just plain old fashioned educational programing.

Books:

Any thing by R.A. Salvatore

or David Gemmel

Heroes:

Who do you think.... I mean, anyone who disagrees might .. eh receive a Head Wound!

My Blog

Wedding Day Knowledge

So Jim Posted a Blog on Ten things he learned while on his Bachelor party and i thought it was funny as shit so I am going to steal his idea and see if i can even come close.  Todays subject, Jim...
Posted by MÄ Ý SMÄSH on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:52:00 PST

Hmmmm....and he blogs.

ok i fucking hate computers! been blogging for the first time in a year and a half and after thirty minutes of typing, all the text is gone!  Fuck my feelings and fuck all my current moods or tho...
Posted by MÄ Ý SMÄSH on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 03:39:00 PST

AAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Ok taking a much needed break after way to long in front of the PS2.  Stupid ass video games.  If they werent so much damn fun i wouldn't play them.  Too Frustrating.  Really Hate ...
Posted by MÄ Ý SMÄSH on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:20:00 PST

Week 2 in the bag...

Well so far so good on my Operation Life Change. Been 2 weeks without a drink, or junk food or soda.  Kinda weird... quit so many things all at once that my body is kinda in shock.  Don't f...
Posted by MÄ Ý SMÄSH on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 09:51:00 PST