Evan (aka Mr. Brightside) - ProfilesArchive

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I'm Evan, I'm a magician, I'm a gentleman, what else is there to know? Well, there is the whole "diagnosed Schizophrenic" thing, and maybe that my favorite music comes from the 70's, 80's and 90's (Seal and Queen Rule!!!!!!!!! Don't forget it.), and can't forget that I rock at fishing. Oh yeah, I'm straight-edge, got a problem with it? If so, talk to my "normal" side. He'll explain it. I've got a car (I don't mean to brag, but it's a '93 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme convertible.), a love for all things Family Guy and South Park, a family consisting of about 70+ people, who (I'm sure) all care about me in some form. GO HARMONY!!!!! In my free time I study magic, bigfoot, or various other interesting topics. For my Senior Project, I'm hoping to go to Las Vegas, Nevada, Hilo, Hawaii and New Orleans, Louisiana to study the inner meanings of magic. I know it sounds like I'm a dreamer, but I'm the kind of person capable of making my dreams come true. I've just got to work really hard on making those dreams come true.
Your Birthdate: July 19
You are resilient, and no doubt your resilience has already been tested.
You've had some difficult experiences in your life, but you are wise from them.
Having had to grow up quickly, you tend to discount the advice of others.
You tend to be a loner, having learned that the only person you can depend on is yourself.
Your strength: Well developed stability and confidence
Your weakness: Suspicion of others
Your power color: Eggplant
Your power symbol: Spade
Your power month: October What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Better dead then Red!
What pisses you off?
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My Interests

Magic, Psychology, etc...

I'd like to meet:

Criss Angel; Criss, your email doesn't work! Jeff Mcbride, Eugene Burger, several other famous magicians, and someone who doesn't do drugs (besides me)- I mean seriously, almost everyone is getting high these days! If I met someone that was like me in most ways (especially someone that didn't fuck themselves up that way) I'd be the happiest person I've ever been. So yeah, I want to meet my dream girl, my anima. I want to meet my maker, but I can wait to meet my maker until it's time for me to go. I want to meet the folks who run this country, just so I can tell them what fuckheads they are. I'd also like to meet someone who just wants to be my friend.If you are or you happen to know Criss Angel, Jeff Mcbride, Eugene Burger, several other famous magicians, someone who doesn't do drugs, someone like me in most ways, my dream girl, my anima (same thing as dream girl), my maker (although if you meet this dude, just tell him/her that I said hello for now), one of the folks who runs this country, or someone who just wants to be my friend, come chat with me for a while or tell the person you know that I'd like to arrange a meeting

Music:

Seal, Queen, and a couple of rappers rock!!! Oh, and so does most of the shit on B97. Except all those girly wannabe gangstas. And Check out Criss Angel's music, too. Especially XTC, which is like techno, but it is cooler.

Movies:

Star Wars (I' a geek, so sue me), Lord of the Rings, horror movies, and various comedies are my favorites.

Television:

Lost, Criss Angel- Mindfreak, and David Blaine are all pretty cool. Can't forget Family Guy.

Books:

Anything magic or cryptozoology related and anything fun to read.

Heroes:

Brian Voss, Tom Hastings, Criss Angel, David Copperfield, David Blaine, and all of the brave men and women fighting the Man.

My Blog

Paradise awaits me. But how long will it stay with me once we've reunited?

I am a fisher- always searching for the best spot and after finding it and leaving it, I'll never stop waiting to be returned. I've been deteriorating into this state of craziness since I fell fr...
Posted by Evan on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST

God and I must be related because we're both Schizophrenic.

You wanna know how I figured that one out? Here it goes...Last night my stepdad's truck was 10 feet behind my car and I needed to leave for work. I somehow didn't see his truck. Yep....
Posted by Evan on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:59:00 PST

Check out this video: Linking Rings as performed by Evan Voss

Posted By:EvanGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Evan on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:17:00 PST

Divine Grace and Intervention

Tonight, I was pushing in carts, and one of my carts accidentally came loose and tapped a truck. I was getting really bummed out, when out of nowhere a man appeared and said, "Don't worry. I didn't se...
Posted by Evan on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:37:00 PST

Fuck off, you asshole!

I'm sick of your bullshit. You know who you are, because you're the one who just alienated yourself from most of your friends. I swear, for an un-set amount of time, if you talk to me, eit...
Posted by Evan on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:22:00 PST

Senior Project Money and Time Estimates

I've got a really precise estimate of the costs of my Senior Project. Here's the deal-Within the next 12 months, I'll have about $6702.00, with 300-400 dollars possible in additional earnings. My proj...
Posted by Evan on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:24:00 PST

Shoplifting hookers.

Shoplifting hookers. Oh, man! Tonight was incredible! I was at my job, and the security guy pulled a quadruple whammy! He busted two prostitutes (and trust me, you could tell they were prostitutes...
Posted by Evan on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:29:00 PST

71 and counting.

I've sent 71 emails to my special friend in the past month. That's what communication is all about. That from the beginning of September to now. I just wish we were talking like that...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:17:00 PST

What the...

I'm glad that that lasted only a few moments. I'm gonna go back and edit that blog out. I've found the quickest response ever to a schizophrenia attack. All I ever have to do is talk...
Posted by Evan on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 04:20:00 PST

My first official introduction, but first- a single day's autobiography. -Enigma

Enigma here, I've got a quick question...Has anybody seen Isso or his brother isnot around here?Nevermind... this would be the last place he'd be... I did many things today... First, I let that main "...
Posted by Evan on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:58:00 PST