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Chicks = Trouble

Can you help me occupy my brain?

About Me

My name is Dan. I am a rockstar. I generally try to only associate with other rockstars. I am a songwriter. I am in a band and hopefully will be a real rockstar as opposed to just the rockstar in life that I am.

I am a very friendly person, but if you piss me off, I can be the biggest asshole you've ever met.

If you are a rockstar, then hit me up. If you are not a rockstar but wish to become one, then get ahold of me and maybe I can mold you in to a rockstar. If you are not a rockstar and have no desire to become one, then you should probably just not talk to me because I don't see it working out.

If you want to know more, then ask me.

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My Interests

For fun, I like to watch old movies while listening to 'Hotel California' to see if it synchs up in a significant way. And so far...no, nothing has.

I'd like to meet:

Other rockstars, and people who are not rockstars but wish to become rockstars.

Music:



Movies:

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Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Prison Break, House, American Dad, War at Home, South Park, Drawn Together, That 70s Show, Stacked, American Chopper, CSI, Standoff, and of course...SPORTS!!!(basketball, hockey, football, and baseball to be specific)

Books:

-Much Ado About Humping

-Angela's Asses

-Catcher in the Eye

-Shaved New World

-Harry Potter and the Half Black Chick

-What I Would Do Sexually To Hillary Clinton

-The Hot Chick Who Was Italian or Maybe Some Kind of Spanish

Heroes:

Morgan Rose (drummer for Sevendust)...he's my idol.

And of course, Dimebag...he's a fucking God and fuck you if you think anything less!

My Blog

Something I’ve always wanted to post somewhere but never have...

This is a quote I have always loved and wanted to post somewhere, either my aim profile or as an away message, but it was always too long. But it is not too long for a blog so here I post it. And majo...
Posted by Chicks = Trouble on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:34:00 PST

Finding the right words...

Things that are difficult to say when drunk:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation 4. CinnamonThings that are very difficult to say when drunk:1. Specificity2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Pas...
Posted by Chicks = Trouble on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:22:00 PST

Lost Poetry by Nikki Sixx

So I just picked up "The Heroin Diaries" by Nikki Sixx the other day (technically Jim bought it and gave it to me but I was going to get it anyways) and I started reading it yesterday. First off, it's...
Posted by Chicks = Trouble on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:08:00 PST

Pretty Deep Blog

When I get drunk I get stupid. VERY stupid. WAY too stupid and I often times don't even remember most of the night. I say and do things that aren't good for me and more importantly, things that hurt m...
Posted by Chicks = Trouble on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:36:00 PST

My Sister...

IS PREGNANT!!!! I AM OFFICIALLY GOING TO BE AN UNCLE!!! I won't know if I'm going to have a niece or a nephew until the kid is born because my sister and brother in law are going to wait until it...
Posted by Chicks = Trouble on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:40:00 PST

Oh Happy Day

Today I finally got word from Ecolab....I GOT THE JOB!!!! I am now employed by Ecolab as a Service Specialist in the Pest Elimination Division! In simple terms...I kill bugs. Also, we take care of rat...
Posted by Chicks = Trouble on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 04:54:00 PST

Best...night....EVER!!!!

Words cannot even begin to describe the sheer ass kickery of my night last night (7/15/07)! Me and Jim went to see Drowning Pool at The Rock in Maplewood and oh my God what a fucking amazing night we ...
Posted by Chicks = Trouble on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:15:00 PST

My Birthday...

OK here's the deal....my birthday this year HAS TO BE better than it was last year. I want all of you who can read this to be there. On Thursday, July 19...I will be at Barfly in Minneapolis for the D...
Posted by Chicks = Trouble on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:48:00 PST

Metallica Bobbleheads....I WANT THEM!!!

I need your help guys! I have been searching for a long time to try to find a set of Metallica bobblehead dolls. They kick ass and I want them. Problem is I don't think they are made anymore so they a...
Posted by Chicks = Trouble on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:34:00 PST

I wanna see how well ALL of you know me...

It could be very interesting to see how well my friends actually know me...depending on how many responses I get...I may even restructure my top friends to reflect the scores and who really knows me b...
Posted by Chicks = Trouble on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:25:00 PST