Member Since: 1/4/2008
Band Members:
Influences: Jack Daniels, Budwiser, Columbia, Kentucky Corn, Marcia Brady, Charles Manson's third cousin twice removed Freddy Kennedy Manson, That fat kid in the movie "Stand by Me", the moon monkey, Harpo Marx, Pall Mall, Camel, Mr. Rogers, Oral (the give me shit or I'm gonna die) Roberts, the dead Beatles, the half dead Stones, Country stars that need computers to fix their voices because they really caint sing, Mr. Potato Head, Alfred Neuman, KC and the Sunshine Band, Cashius Clay,Phillip Morris, Annette Funicello, Billy Shank, Linda Blair, Ghandi, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Yoko Ohnoooo!, Tiny Tim, Andre the Giant, Hank Jr. 1,2and 3, Gearge Bush, booty boy Bill Clinton, Margret Thatcher, that tall guy Janet Reno, Courage the Cowardly Dog, our dog Beffy, Cow and Chicken, Mozart, Bach, Peewee Herman, Katherine Hepburn, Dale Earnhardt, Pinky and the Brain, that Amish kid who got charged with DWI in his buggy, Muddy Waters, The Hanson Brothers, Everclear, Panama Red Bud, Captain Kangaroo, Marlo Thomas, Phylis Diller, Steven Speilberg, bongs, Elvis, Fred Thompson, Sonny Bono, Rusty Wallace, Ellen Degenerous, Fay Wray, Godzilla, the fat guy in Deliverance, Alfred Hitchcock, Bob Barker, Lori Morgan, Janice Joplin, The Partridge Family, Ray Charles, Jan Brady, mustard, George Washington, Dick Cheney, Otto Von Bismark, Ally McBeal, Snidely Whiplash, Sarah Palin, Boots Randolf, Peyton Manning, a cat that got his face smooshed and had to say meehmmmmeow, Jim Croce, Monk, roach clip, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Elvira, Sammy Terry, Ella Fitzgerald, 2 Pack, Fitty Cent, Moms Mabley, Grandma Moses, Leonardo Davinci, Leonardo Decaprio, the kid we got to eat bugs in the third grade, Melissa Manchester, Carol Burnette, Axel Rose, The Bee Gees (before that dumbass movie!), The Cincinnatti Symphony Orchestra, Eric Clapton, Jessica Simpson, Napoleon, Bugs Bunny, Engelbert Humperdink, balonga and cheese, pillows, Tylenol PM, Frank Gifford, Diane Warren, Cheech and Chong, that fat kid who could fart "Sweet Dreams" by Patsy Cline, matches, Bob Dylan, Bob Dole, pineapples, Grass Roots, sheep, gravy, Vanna White, Coors, Uncle Fester, James Dean, Cindy Brady, that extremely chubby humongous girl who tossed me in a cornfield in 1973 just because I took her there to eat, Winston Churchill, Janet Jackson's boob, toast and jelly, Beethoven (the Movie), George Carlin, Edgar Allen Poe, cheezit snack crackers, Cory Feldman, Frank Sinatra, Lindsay Lohan, Smurfs, Steve McQueen, Freddy Mercury, John Wayne, The Backstreet Boys, mushroom swiss burgers, Zig Zags, Elton John, Alf, Bobby Knight, Oscar Meyer, Allison Krause, Marilyn Manson, Mother Angelica, John Mellencamp, uppers, root beer, Howard Hughes, Wilbur Wright, Richard Simmons, Oprah, Playboy, Mad Magazine, John Belushi, eggs, Log Cabin syrup, Martha Stewart, Geronimo, Billy Ray Cyrus, Madonna, moose tracks ice cream, my old speeling teacher, Kermit the frog, LSD, Fred Flintstone, Bozo the clown, door knobs, Linda Blair, Richard Pryor, Freddie Prinze, Ed, Danny Partridge, Top papers, water mellon, the kid with 4 thumbs back in school, Sinead O'Conner, Ralph the painter, pickles, Lee Marvin, Peter Frampton, Oil of Olay, Massengale, Dirty Harry, The Yardbirds, Harry Bellefonte, Norman Bates, shovels, Mother Goose, cooked goose with Stove Top stuffing, big fat doobie, Doobie Brothers, Kurt Cobain, Michael Nesmith, Davy Jones, The Ugly Buggy Boys, the stoner who brought brownies to English class, Martha Washington, Jack Dempsey, Kool-ade, the Tin Man, brass pipes, hot dogs, chips, soda, cotton mouth, Roger Miller, autumn, equator, Cowboy boots, Gilligan, sharks, Def Leopard, Jack the Flipper (works at McDonalds), air conditioning, Michael Moore, Mel Brooks, Santana, Joe Walsh, the Beach Boys, Jim Stafford, Albert Einstein, Al Gore, Whitney Houston, DDDolly Parton, pet rocks, halter tops, National Geographic, Kleenex, cheese puffs, Joan of Arcadia, Trojan, Boonesfarm Wine, little sisters of girlfriends, marshmellows, John Denver, Kent State, National Guard, Johnny Rivers and his wife Joan, turtle doves, Jim Varney, club crackers, brake fluid, ex girlfriends cars, Bengals, Colts, Giants, Babe Ruth, football bats, Harlequin romance novels, NRA, Death Race 2000, Chucky Cheese, flip flops, WNBA, Billie Jean King, angel food cake, Alanass Morissette, Herman Munster, National Enquirer, Chuck Norris!!!, Lizzie Borden, Andrew Dice Clay, sheeps "N" boots, acid rain, Farm Aid, band aid, bald monkeys, Bayer asprin, red spatulas, and last but far from least, Chelsea Clinton's cat named Sox!
Sounds Like: SOMEBODY THREW A DRUNK IN A BARRELL AND BEAT IT WITH YOKO ONO WHILE SINGING "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC"!
Record Label: Oh Crap records
Type of Label: Indie