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Coburn

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About Me

I am not sure if I am awesome because I love the tuna salad sandwich at Subway, or if I love the tuna salad sandwich at Subway because I am awesome.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other people that like subway. Also I would like to meet lots of fake people so that I can say, "Hey, you're fake but that's ok 'cause you like Subway". ...and you know what else, if Abraham Lincoln, the 16th president of the US were here today, I know in my heart thathe'd be down with the lightly toasted Italian Sandwich at Subway. And he'd say, "Son, stay away from Quizno's. I know you think that their slow driven belt-toaster is the wave of the future, but it's just not american". ...then he'd smile, give that ol' Abe wink, and probably pat me on the butt like high-school football coaches do.

My Blog

Are You a Myspace Whore? Take the Pop Quiz!!!!

Congratulations the fact that you are reading my blog indicates that you test positive as a Myspace whore! It's not too late to change your ways! You are still young and I firmly believe that there is...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 16:57:00 GMT

I like valentine's day.

The reason that you're complaining about Valentine's day is probably closely related to the fact that you have no one to spend it with; The reason that you have no one to spend Valentine's day with is...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:11:00 GMT