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b i l l

good mornin'

About Me

Well I'm Bill, I've got a beard and I live for the weekend. That's all you need to know. I play in a band but were pretty pish. I've got a fear of feet, dont much like arseholes and need to stop drinking. I have no ambition, I'm lazy and everyone I knows disappointed by me. least I enjoy it tho eh.

My Interests

music, drinking, shopping, holding onto the rest of the night at 5 in the morning, fast wildlife, climbing things, making fun of sweet for touching little boys inappropriately, hiding from reality, going on road trips for no reason, deciding to go somewhere, and not moving for 5 hours because it hurts, people bringin me cups of tea after stayin up all night.

I'd like to meet:

the polis cunts who stopped us in Edinburgh, breathalised Rory, then we gave them a CD and they fucked off. And whoever decided feet were a guid idea...cunts. i've met the majority of people that I want, and most of them hate me. its nice.

Music:

I'll give anything a listen, then tell you at the end why I think its pish, and why that makes you shite.

Movies:

fear and loathing in las vegas, trainspotting, freddie got fingered, chopper, funny blacks. borat of course.

Television:

no alot, simpsons, south park, scrubs, family fortune re-runs. the cosby show at time, takeshis castle.

Books:

I like reading, but I dont read alot for some reason.

Heroes:

everyone, especially those who appear at our gigs and dance. I love them.