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Hellflorist

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me


I don't usually accept friend requests from strangers, but here's a little about me anyway...
I watched Pope John Paul II speak at the Vatican and walked through the Sistine Chapel. I've read the bible with Charles Manson in the P.H.U. visiting room at Corcoran State Prison, even played a few games of chess and crazy 8s. I was a guest several times on Bob Larson's radio show Talk Back as "Satanist J." I've had a smoke with Ed Rosenthal. I've had a drink with Rick Sellers, father of executed serial killer Sean Sellers, we've played a game or two of air hockey. I shook hands with late rock and roll legend, El Duce, of the Mentors. YEASH!
I performed a marriage ceremony for a lesbian couple on Halloween 2008.
I used to like my steaks medium-rare, but in November of 2008 I became a vegetarian. The only meat is eat is fish. I take ketchup on my spaghetti and my macaroni 'n' cheese. My favorite thing to eat in the world is Thai and Japanese food.
I have visited with inmates in over half a dozen correctional facilities. In California I've sat down in California State Prison-Corcoran I, Substance Abuse Treatment Facility-Corcoran II, Valley State Prison for Women-Chowchilla, Central California Women's Facility-Chowchilla, San Quentin State Prison-condemned contact visiting, and San Quentin State Prison-Adjustment Center visiting. In Texas I have visited the Polunsky Unit (death row)-Livingston. I've also visited inmates in the Kings County and Tulare County jails, both in California. Some of my very closest friends are incarcerated.
My mini-poodles love me. They are my two best friends. Even my Salvator Asian Water Monitor loves me, and they don't have feelings. My friends tend to favor me, now that I think about it. Not everybody loves me. But those who do will fight. I like a little bit of smoke and a whole lot of wine. I am into happy and I don't like sad. And I like to have women I've never had.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Danny Rolling, Theodor Geisel (Dr. Seuss), Anton LaVey, Jack the Ripper, and Jesus Christ.

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