In the beginning, just before the 'big' war, there was an incredulously in-humane experiment perpetrated on an unknowing few. It was not the meth-amphetamines, nor the ice in the veins, not the cloning nor the waterboarding either! Nein! It was the instituted genetic policy of cross-pollenization. An insipid experiment, officially hatched by an anxious cell within the SS. The uber bad boyz of the National Socialists Party of Deutchland. Post-Weimer. The big idea was to breed the strongest and most dominant traits of the human species within the Reich. Affirmative Action! Affectionately known as the 'Joy Division'. Not to be confused with the band from Manchester, England, but an even more than unreasonable facsimile. Described loosely by scholars as a "failed folly", it stretched beyond the surrender on V Day and even past the good ole' days of Check-Point Charlie. Aahhhhh. Inherently, 'Der Plan' called for a sexual cocktail of the Caucasian , Aryan and Gothic races. Specializing in emasculated, bellicose and the second brain male. They were to be clinically cross-bred with what was considered the intellectual and physical 'creme-de-la-creme' of the concentration camps. Dig it? READ ON......
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AND THE TALE WAGS ON… The “fraulines†were selected, primarily because of their mystical and ephemeral qualities. They had to pose as obedient “putzfraus", catering to their captors every whim, to insure their survival. Himmler, Goebels and Mengela were thwarted! History was rewritten! The powers that be were fooled! Serendipitously, by sheer coincidence and trickery, three Marine Intelligence Officers clandestinely infiltrated the program and contaminated their results. It wasn’t always a skip down the strasse, mind you. Repeatedly, at gunpoint, they were forced to ‘perform’ or perish! Ultimately, the progeny of these nefarious activities were created. Ladies and Gentlemen may we introduce: Little Klaus, Little Gunter and not so Little Deiter. From then on they were nicknamed 'The CHEETERS'! So, So much for the Master race. Ya? Eventually, all three infiltrators escaped with their ersatz families to Tierra Del Fuego. About as far away as a survivor could go. The Nazi ‘angels of death had no idea how far their little experiment would go awry. Cold cut to the Cold War. Korea. Vietnam. the Reds and decades of the terrorist hoards…Progeny in tow, obediently following the warriors path. Then one fateful day in the Falklands, right after the rescue missions had begun the lads planned ther escape. It was during their high school graduation ceremonies that a pact was made between them...And that pact was to ROCK!! 'The CHEETERS' ran away that very same day. Run, 'CHEETERS, Run! They did indeed. Scurrying off to Montevideo, Uruguay where the legend was forged. 'The CHEETERS'. The rest as they say, is history! You will FAST FORWARD IMMEDIATELY to the Eighties. WHOOPS! DOWN COMES THE BERLIN WALL! ACH DU LIEBER! So 'The CHEETERS' brought their hammers back to the Fatherland! Back to The Wall, back to the origins of their zygotes. 'The CHEETERS' noodled into the crevices. Uummmm. Smack dab into the cracks of a dissolving pathetic world order. Lo’ and behold! At that very moment in time, all the boyz and girlz of all the world discovered a 'lil’ sumthin, sumthin' that they had been missing…. 'The CHEETERS'!.....You wll STAY TUNED! The SAGA CONTINUES……..The CHEETERS are not a band, they are a franchise. To find out more about joining the CHEETERS Franchise program, dial 505-603-8000 and ask for LOUISE. Any questions or comments may be directed to A 2 tha MFing K @ myspace.com/thecheeters. © 2008 IFOC All rights reserved Patent Pending.
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