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.: Ayla :.

- Ich bin verrückt wie ein Narr -

About Me

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(G)Ayla


"Nothing says 'I love you' like a half brick to the face".
Would you argue with a statement like that? I thought not.
It's always hard to say what kind of person I am, it's all down to opinion but I'll try to give you a picture as best I can.
I'm a tiny bit odd, not in a 'OMGZ!! I'M SO RANDOM!!!11!ELEVEN' way. Simply in the way that sometimes I say things I should keep in my head, either inappropriate or just strange. Most of the things I utter in general are laced with inneundo. I can always be trusted on to snigger at ANYTHING. What can I say? It's a skill.
I overanalyse situtations and possible outcomes a little too much. But I'm overall a pretty positive person. Not oppressivly so. Sometimes there isn't a silver lining. But my7 saying is 'Life is too short'. And it's true. Life is too short for unnecessary drama.
These days I've learnt to let go of bullshit like that. I let go of grudges and niggly little things that in the longrun don't mean shit. I will listen to your problems and help you best I can but you bombard me with your wangsty crap and you can read the book my foot wrote - 'The Amazing Journey Up Into Your Arse'.
I'm sort of average when it comes to book smarts. I'm a mix of B's and C's with a few A's here and there. And common sense - pfft. I ain't so hot on common sense.
I know I've got pretty questionable taste in music. But I'm damn proud of it. There's a mix of a whole load of crap but I don't just like any band. I don't say a band is one of my favourites even if I only have one song by them and I don't like any bands 'cause it's 'fashionable'. There isn't an inch of me that's fashionable :D
A lot of people don't appreciate that people have real lives outside the Internet to deal with. Well they do and I'm one of them. So if you're going to be one of those twats who hassle me because I haven't answered something immediately, you shouldn't have added me. I always reply to stuff but it may be a few days later or a few hours. So don't stress me or you'll be deleted. Harsh but true.
I love films. Loads in fact. But not romantic comedies, I just can't stick them. I don't mind a romantic subplot but rom-coms make me angry. And want to punch babies. Only one has ever passed through [The Wedding Singer] and I think it's the soundtrack that saved it. I especially hate it when a girl falls over and they get up saying 'I'm okay!' - it's just overdone and crap. It only worked in Dodgeball when the guy got hit by a car, said it and then got hit by another. *jumps off soapbox* Overall I'm a horror fan but I like a whole lot of stuff. Yes. *nods*
I have a huge weakness for cute things. I cry at animal charity adverts for god's sake! It's a little pathetic [okay I'm made of pathetic] but I cannae help it. I also have a weakness for crowns and diamonds. Gosh, you never could tell from my pro *cough* And although I'm firmly against the Wapanese phenomenon, I do really like Pocky. And those panda biscuit things. And some shoujo-ai. *filled with shame*
I don't like people who try too hard. So many people want to eclectic and it's so forced, it'c crazy. If you like unique things, that's whoresome but stop saying you like things just to impress others. It's made of fail.
I get my serious love on for Konstantin Khabensky, Michael Emerson, Lena Katina, Steve Buscemi, Quentin Tarantino, Tobin Bell, Zoe Bell and Marley Shelton. I tell no lie.
I know I've probably missed out a whole bunch of shit. And I'll try and fill that in later. I swear. Yeeees.
But when in doubt, fill those gaps in with stamps :D
You gonna say something?

My Interests

Music / Photography / Films / Stand-up / Comedy / Travelling

I'd like to meet:

Honest people. With manners. Who are open-minded. But have opinions. And can hold a conversation. And has a sense of humour. And possibly has shiny things.


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Music:

My music is usually a mish-mash of assorted odd bits and pieces. But the bands that I tend to listen to more than one track of are: A Perfect Circle / Alizée / And One / Angelspit / Ashley Tisdale / Ayumi Hamasaki / Black Eyed Peas / Bloodhound Gang / Blutengel / Britney Spears / Chris Brown / Clawfinger / Combichrist / The Cure / The Damned / Die Fantastischen Vier / The Dresden Dolls / Emigrate / Enrique Iglesias / Fall Out Boy / Fergie / Goldfrapp / Goldie Lookin' Chain / Green Day / Group X / Gwen Stefani / Head Automatica / Icon Of Coil / Justin Timberlake / Kaiser Chiefs / The Killers / Klaxons / KMFDM / Ladytron / Lena Katina / Marilyn Manson / Maroon 5 / Mindless Self Indulgence / Muse / Nelly Furtado / Nichya / Nine Inch Nails / Oomph! / Panic At The Disco / Panzer AG / Placebo / The Prodigy / Pussycat Dolls / Queens Of The Stone Age / Radiohead / Rammstein / Rihanna / Rob Zombie / Robyn / Roxette / Say Anything / Scandy / Sex Pistols / t.A.T.u. / Terminal Choice / Tila Tequila / Timbaland / Tori Amos / Voltaire / The White Stripes / Will Smith / Will.I.Am / Yulia Savicheva / Zemfira

Movies:

300 / Ab: Normal Beauty / Amelie / A Tale Of Two Sisters / Clockwork Orange / Cut / Day Watch / Dead Man's Shoes / Death Proof / Desperado / The Devil's Rejects / Donnie Darko / Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story / Dumplings / Evil Dead Trap / Evil Dead 2 : Dead Till Dawn / Final Destination 2 / Final Destination 3 / From Dusk Till Dawn / Gozu / Grease / Hellraiser / Hellraiser: Hellbound / Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth / High School Musical / High School Musical 2 / Hostel / Hostel Part II / House Of 1000 Corpses / Ichi The Killer / Natural Born Killers / Night Watch / Once Upon A Time In Mexico / Planet Terror / Priscilla: Queen Of The Desert / The Producers / The Producers: The Musical / Pulp Fiction / Reservoir Dogs / The Rocky Horror Picture Show / SAW / SAW II / SAW III / SAW IV / Silent Hill / Smokin' Aces / Uzumaki / Wishing Stairs /

Television:

America's Next Top Model / The Apprentice / Black Books / Brasseye / Dragon's Den / Excel Saga / Father Ted / The Hills / Jackass / Lost / MPD Psycho / My Super Sweet Sixteen / Never Mind The Buzzcocks / Peep Show / Pimp My Ride / Puni Puni Poemy / QI / Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares / Robin Hood / Torchwood / Whose Line Is It Anyway? /

Books:

Clive Barker's Books Of Blood / Mr Nice by Howard Marks / Ring by Koji Suzuki / The Wasp Factory by Iain Banks / Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk / A Handful Of Dust by Evelyn Waugh / Vile Bodies by Evelyn Waugh / Doll by Mitsukazu Mihara / The Day Watch by Sergei Lukyanenko /

Heroes:

Quentin Tarantino / Eli Roth / Zoe Bell / Robert Rodriguez /

My Blog

Quotes

Wanted somewhere to store my favouritest quotes. And fuck no, you ain't gonna be told where they come from. Lazy cunts.   "You are a piece of shit on my shoe. Lick yourself off. Lick yourself off...
Posted by .: Ayla :. on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 10:03:00 PST

D e c e p t i o n ?

Mini rant here...okay a highly unstructured rant that I can't imagine will make a lot of sense but here goes.I saw two people's journals today: two Rammstein 'fans' although this is certainly question...
Posted by .: Ayla :. on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:37:00 PST

Oh shit! It's Dr Tran!

See Dr Tran kill his own mother with a broken lawn chair! He's all american!   And giving out hot American dickings! Plus he's a real Doctor!     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuN_VWZt...
Posted by .: Ayla :. on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:41:00 PST

more R+ shizz for me

http://rammimages.com/articles/TranscriptofTillSchneiderinte rviewSwedenenglish01.html   http://rammimages.com/articles/channelzradioflakeandchriseng lishjan01.html   http://rammimages.com/art...
Posted by .: Ayla :. on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:41:00 PST

Quiz results...but why are they sex related Ayla asks herself

Ayla --[noun]:A steamy steamy shower'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at http://www.quizuniverse.com" style="color: #FF0000;">QuizUniverse.com Ayla's sexual nickname:"Play...
Posted by .: Ayla :. on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:50:00 PST

Random R+ interview bits

I was bored and it's just so I can remember them for myself so fuck all of ya! Tis for moi! moi I say!   - Let's focus on the 'Mein Teil' video for a moment, as it sees the band interpreting the ...
Posted by .: Ayla :. on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:54:00 PST

How fucking pathetic

Oh dear fucking God! I have truly met the most self-indulgent prick on the planet! He truly belives that he has every reason to self harm himself and drink bleach and try to commit suicide. But after ...
Posted by .: Ayla :. on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 01:38:00 PST

well...

Ah utter boredom...isn't it great? To be honest I'm not really in a comatose state, just kinda subdued. So far I've wasted my last day before exams on listening to weird gothic bands like Sexydeath. I...
Posted by .: Ayla :. on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:19:00 PST