(G)Ayla
"Nothing says 'I love you' like a half brick to the face".
Would you argue with a statement like that? I thought not.
It's always hard to say what kind of person I am, it's all down to opinion but I'll try to give you a picture as best I can.
I'm a tiny bit odd, not in a 'OMGZ!! I'M SO RANDOM!!!11!ELEVEN' way. Simply in the way that sometimes I say things I should keep in my head, either inappropriate or just strange. Most of the things I utter in general are laced with inneundo. I can always be trusted on to snigger at ANYTHING. What can I say? It's a skill.
I overanalyse situtations and possible outcomes a little too much. But I'm overall a pretty positive person. Not oppressivly so. Sometimes there isn't a silver lining. But my7 saying is 'Life is too short'. And it's true. Life is too short for unnecessary drama.
These days I've learnt to let go of bullshit like that. I let go of grudges and niggly little things that in the longrun don't mean shit. I will listen to your problems and help you best I can but you bombard me with your wangsty crap and you can read the book my foot wrote - 'The Amazing Journey Up Into Your Arse'.
I'm sort of average when it comes to book smarts. I'm a mix of B's and C's with a few A's here and there. And common sense - pfft. I ain't so hot on common sense.
I know I've got pretty questionable taste in music. But I'm damn proud of it. There's a mix of a whole load of crap but I don't just like any band. I don't say a band is one of my favourites even if I only have one song by them and I don't like any bands 'cause it's 'fashionable'. There isn't an inch of me that's fashionable :D
A lot of people don't appreciate that people have real lives outside the Internet to deal with. Well they do and I'm one of them. So if you're going to be one of those twats who hassle me because I haven't answered something immediately, you shouldn't have added me. I always reply to stuff but it may be a few days later or a few hours. So don't stress me or you'll be deleted. Harsh but true.
I love films. Loads in fact. But not romantic comedies, I just can't stick them. I don't mind a romantic subplot but rom-coms make me angry. And want to punch babies. Only one has ever passed through [The Wedding Singer] and I think it's the soundtrack that saved it. I especially hate it when a girl falls over and they get up saying 'I'm okay!' - it's just overdone and crap. It only worked in Dodgeball when the guy got hit by a car, said it and then got hit by another. *jumps off soapbox* Overall I'm a horror fan but I like a whole lot of stuff. Yes. *nods*
I have a huge weakness for cute things. I cry at animal charity adverts for god's sake! It's a little pathetic [okay I'm made of pathetic] but I cannae help it. I also have a weakness for crowns and diamonds. Gosh, you never could tell from my pro *cough* And although I'm firmly against the Wapanese phenomenon, I do really like Pocky. And those panda biscuit things. And some shoujo-ai. *filled with shame*
I don't like people who try too hard. So many people want to eclectic and it's so forced, it'c crazy. If you like unique things, that's whoresome but stop saying you like things just to impress others. It's made of fail.
I get my serious love on for Konstantin Khabensky, Michael Emerson, Lena Katina, Steve Buscemi, Quentin Tarantino, Tobin Bell, Zoe Bell and Marley Shelton. I tell no lie.
I know I've probably missed out a whole bunch of shit. And I'll try and fill that in later. I swear. Yeeees.
But when in doubt, fill those gaps in with stamps :D
You gonna say something?