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Johnny Paradise

She's put over more wrestlers than Brad Armstrong!!!

About Me

**My name is Josh****You can call me Johnny Paradise****I am incredibly random****I am a pro wrestler by day & a male prostitue by night****I loves me some strip clubs, though I don't go near as often as I used to****I'm totally against this whole "growing up" crap****I've broken my neck twice****I have a bizarre obsession with Britney Spears (not proud of it)****Chips Ahoy & milk go together like champagne and doggy-style****I am not exactly a people person****I am very shy & quiet... years of torment at a private school made me that way****I'm addicted to pizza****Nothing's corny if it gets you some****I am currently the HRW High Desert Champion****I am in love the awesomest woman in world, but that doesn't mean that if you send me naked pics I won't look at them****I one day wish to own a midget. I will keep him in a cage in the backyard with an oversized hamster wheel to amuse himself****I've met more than my fair share of porn stars, and have the pics to prove it****Anything else you may wanna know, just ask... AIM screen name: Paradise17XXX Feel free to bother me with any bullshit you see fit**..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've already met her : )
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh aka Johnny Paradise aka "Pretty Pretty Princess" (only Payton can call me that)
Birthday: 2/9
Birthplace: hospital
Current Location: at the computer
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6 feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: whitey
The Shoes You Wore Today: my own
Your Weakness: strippers & other flirtatious women
Your Fears: Mexico
Your Perfect Pizza: Chuck E. Cheese, bitches!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: touch many boobies!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hahahaha
Thoughts First Waking Up: What day is it? And who the hell are you next to me?
Your Best Physical Feature: ummmm, you tell me
Your Bedtime: at bedtime... duh.
Your Most Missed Memory: Hapiness. I think it was there once....
Pepsi or Coke: either... just make it cherry
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whatever fits my mood
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: as long as it's raspberry
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ice Cream or women?
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: I reckon so
Do you Sing: Not well
Do you Shower Daily: Absolutey!
Have you Been in Love: "Once perhaps... Now I am called Tuca Chinchilla."
Do you want to go to College: been
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: not always
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when moving
Do you think you are Attractive: I do... But I'm not looking to date myself, so my opinion doesn't really matter.
Are you a Health Freak: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Do you get along with your Parents: one
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure
Do you play an Instrument: Just my own...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Just second-hand
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Kinda... Define "date"
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: many of 'em
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Ice Cream Oreos, yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: If you mean a ring, then yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No... You gotta be with someone before you can be dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's January... I'd freeze.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Possibly
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Have I?
Ever been Beaten up: It's my job
Ever Shoplifted: Not recently, but yes
How do you want to Die: In my 90's, shot by a jealous husband
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a teenager
What country would you most like to Visit: CANADA!!!!!!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: dark, though I'm not picky
Short or Long Hair: LONG!!!!!!
Height: I like 'em short for some reason
Weight: Damn sure better be less than me!
Best Clothing Style: none...
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 8441278992

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My Blog

Learn how to fucking drive!!!!!

I've never been one to write blogs about my feelings or what goes on in my life, partly because that's not me and partly because no one really cares... But I need get something off my chest. For those...
Posted by Johnny Paradise on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:12:00 PST

New Wrestling Pics

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Posted by Johnny Paradise on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:37:00 PST

Top 12 friends thingy-do

100 questions about your top friends. your top ___: 1. Nuclear Vagina Girl 2. Jen 3. Julie 4. Canada 5. Nicole 6. Amanda 7. Charis 8. Charles Mercury 9. Jacquline 10. Payton 11. Dino Winwood 12. Mary ...
Posted by Johnny Paradise on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:53:00 PST

Wrestling pics

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Posted by Johnny Paradise on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:35:00 PST

Long ass survey of doom!!!

Wow, you really have to be a trooper to complete this! If you're bored, it helps you pass the time!(1) Your gender: male (2) Straight/gay/bi?: straight(3) Single?: yes (4) Want to be?: No(5) Your birt...
Posted by Johnny Paradise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quotes from throughout my life...

-"To me, a threesome is when I whack-off with both hands." -"I can deepthroat a wolverine!" -"Give me liberty, or a bran muffin!" -"How about this lovely picture? It's me with the teletubb...
Posted by Johnny Paradise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Were you raised in the 80's???

A test to see if you born/raised in the 80's (which of course includes the early 90's) 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE ".2. You watched the Pound Puppies.3. You can sing the rap ...
Posted by Johnny Paradise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST