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Monte

Hi, I'm Monte

About Me

Hi. I'm Monte. I'm not cool. I like dorky things and dorky music and dorky movies. I don't hide this fact. I've embraced my dorkiness. I'm a very straight forward person. I don't hide much. What you see is what you get. I don't play games and am pretty honest most of the time, sometimes brutally so.I perform in a band called The Banana Convention. You'd think that being in a band would automatically make one cool, but my dorkiness is so vast that even being in a band doesn't make me cool. I sing a little bit, but I mostly do percussion, which is tamborine/cowbell/chimes/vibraslap/etc. Basically, all the dorky stuff. I dance around like an idiot when we perform, too. People think I'm gay because of that.

My Interests

Cheese, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Television, Sock Puppets, pro wrestling, Jim Henson is God, Shaking A Tamborine, Shaking My Ass

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't afraid to be themselves and just like to have fun. People to be a dork with about movies or TV or hanging at the mall or bowling alley or bingo hall or just anywhere, really. Have fun with life and don't be so gosh dang serious all the time!Message me anytime, I don't mind. What else am I gonna do? Work??:
Yahoo and AOL IM: dablondeguy

Music:

The Banana Convention, Weird Al Yankovic, The Presidents of the USA, Elvis, The Beatles, Oldies, Ween, Squirrel Nut Zippers, They Might Be Giants

Movies:

Star Wars (not the shitty prequels), This is Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, The Big Lebowski, Being John Malkovich, Pulp Fiction, Reservior Dogs, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Nightmare Before X-Mas, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Iron Giant, Dark Crystal, any Muppet Movies, Amelie, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up

Television:

RAW, Smackdown, Daily Show, Arrested Development, Spongebob Squarepants, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Discovery Channel, National Geographic, Animal Planet, Mr. Show, My Name Is Earl, The Office, Heroes

Books:

Any and all Calvin and Hobbes, Monster at the End of the Book, Have A Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks, The Hobbit

Heroes:

Harvey, Jim Henson, Chris Ballew, Han Solo