Avenger

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Avenger are active from 2004-2005. They were originated by the madness nonsense people of one small town in the north of northen Italy.
From nonsense of a mistfog over Punky Reaggae Pub (Liedolo), in SoraCasteo (S.zenone-Tv), two sickness people, Der Biondo and herr Vange, studied the method to amplify the effects of alchool and the drugs on their brain, their body, their personality, their psychologic madness. Imagine: It was midnight, on a cold morderous summer evening, this two guys, united by the passion for the Metal, the collective by the passion for the Bier or Beer and the all alchol, and jointly for joint, assort on greengrass with a cigarett and a greengrass, maybe for or five liter bier.
When the queers eyes of Der Biondo started to topple, over tourn inside his soul, and Herr Vange stopped to tell his arguments how cooking a warthog!
The Silence infest with his dark gossamers fingers the place where they were, and after a maniacal bust of laughter, Der Biondo Said:" Vange, podarissimo meter su un gruppetto, come gavevimo xà tentà de far, co chel mona de cheskez e Federico queo de Bassan!". And the abwed face of Vange answered to Biondo:" Podarissimo, " se puede-se puede"...ma a chitarra chi se chea sona?"...Either looking bewildermen eye to eye for an istant of supreme terror and than give the only answer that the moment can give them!..."Ahh noeo So Porco Daio!...Bhò...Chissà...Dedo?...no me cusin el sona xa coi Psyn'Coma...Fighi quei!...Sxà!...Ghe pensarem!...Va ben dei...Bizzo, tasi n'atimo...casso sito drio fare'...Passame na bira!" After other two moment of wretch souldead, their mind become to a revelation of truth! And their voices in a breath claims:"fasemo?...cossa?...Dio Can...Ahh va ben!"
In the same time in another place, the gods of Castelcucco, the Kings of Fietta and the StormGodless of Montegrappa, give to life to an aspect of Iron and Metal, to a symbol of wild White Power and emphasis of the Guitar! This divine creature is the man we all know, now, with the name of Mike Metallo!
the legend spoke that creature started to play guitar before the guitar get inveted by the mans. He ride his motorbike, like a furyhorse with Dimmu Borgir in his ears, and a guitar like a sword in his hands! Douring his wild along the north, hounting his enemies, and the Danilo's T.I.R., under the influence of the moon and drugs, above bier and red wine, he came across Der Biondo aand Herr Vange, inside the prfundiis Silvae dibolicae et mysticae, of this ureals and darklands!
And " PORCO DAIOOOOOOOO!" the two sickmans, saw on him the figures they lookfor a yet, the Guitarrist for their Project MetalBand!
Uhau!
The story here becom obscure, and in the big Metal Bible is severely forbidden to speak about the Mondo! Is the Evil of Metal, we can't pronunciate him,or it, if you don't associate the apellative "Can"! "Mondo Can!" Der Biondo extended his concatat to Frederick Armored cementum! A lord of ailment, war, hate, racism, Horror, Terror, Ferror, Allumior. And chi più ne have più ne Put! Who lived in the deads Town of Bassanuroth der Grappath in the western of the dark lands of San Zenone. His fame have known hiself two years before from the two guys, like the more terrifing bassplayer on the earth, and surely the first man to define himself undivine and the son of Lucifero, and other Evil Gods Like Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Renato Schifani and the absolutley Evilness that the human word can describe: RAMBO ZANATTA! After two thousands of phonecall, wings flyer, wars, morbus, Colera, Pest, porca puttana why he don't answer?, maybe his fuck his girlfriend, "maledetti Porcodaio!", he answer to the call of Der Biondo in the beginning of Spring of 2006, after several times that he have lost his brain douring a conversation with the spirit of Satan, where the arguments was: "The morbid significate of Einstains Algorithms and Kant peanuts perversion!"...really attractive.
With the Frederick's coming the band were complete! The Metal Bilble reveils their sign, and AVENGER was Born in a light of firelighter, and bier-joint-violence-rape of a song play togather...
THE END
Do you like this story?...PORCO DAIOOO!
Is the best story i never read!
AVEGER RULES ON TELETUBBIES!
AVENGER RIDES THE BIKES
AVENGER DON'T DRINK MILK...(maybe yes, for breackfast!)
AVENGER EATING APPLES
AVENGER LIKES THE FIGA!
...(very much and we always need, but the girls don't give us because we are very bad and uglycockhead, but we have token sometimes ond we sometimes keeping, because we are more beautiful than Bobby Solo)
AVENGER DRINK BIER TO TAKA
AVENGER PORCO DAIO!
AVENGER ARE ALL BEAUTIFULL!
IS THAT TRUE!
YES WE ARE!
AVENGER IS THE BEST METAL BAND THAT YOU EVER HEARD!
AVENGER IS THE NAME OF OUR BAND!
WE HOPE DO YOU HAVE UNDERSTAND THAT BECAUSE WE CAN START TO THINK THAT YOU'RE SOME STUPID, BECAUSE THIS IS OUR MYSPACE, AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT AVENGER IS THE NAME OF OUR BAND AFTER AN HUNDRED TIMES THAT WE WRITE ON! OR YOU ARE BLIND OR YOU ARE STUPID!..